who you know roll bentley 'fore the album drop?

katy perry is kinda cool. and im really ashamed that i think that. this blog should be called things i secretly love but are too ashamed to admit to a lot of people. anyway, so i like that one song hot n cold. it's way too catchy and upbeat and...just really good. the repetition is hard not to love really, like i immediately know the next words she is going to 'sing' and that boosts my confidence a little. even if you are a little unsure you can always just mouth the words and still look really cool (not like ive try alone in my mirror or anything weird like that) the song also rose way too quickly on my itunes top 25 and i def reset that play count quick so no one would ever find out. I HAVE A REPUTATION TO UPHOLD THANKS.

i also just might like her because of the shit she wears. i feel like shes always wearing some crazy onesie with some sort of piece of real fruit of it, but bitch makes it work.

cool fashions, KP.

maybe its cause she looks exactly like zooey deschanel. i could pull off wearing a life sized fruit bowl if i looked like that too. i guess im gonna use this opportunity to remember about how cute zooey looked at the grammys!

left, zooey (ONLY LOOK FROM KNEES UP TO EXPERIENCE THE PRETTY!). right, katy-bear (TOTAL FUGZ).

but back to real talk, this is def where my love for KP ends. like bitch cant even really sing and i havent really followed, but i know she probably says stupid shit a lot of the time. i just thought it should be known that from time to time, i dont mind the bitch. and by time to time i mean the 3 minutes and 40 seconds i dedicate to her every time i get down to that one hot beat.