Monday, February 2, 2009

my life: dedicated to britney spears

when i first heard womanizer, i wasnt too sure about it. but i had to get off my blackout high horse and dive into the circus madness. and i did, hard. and god knows ive had my fair share of womanizers this year(LOLNOTTRUEATALL) so this album is hella personal for both me and britney. its obvi this song is about k fed- like cmon brit brit get over it already have you seen the pictures of him recently? hes like 14 lbs heavier than you were at last years vma performance- and that is a feat because you were huge! i wish i knew how to insert pictures into this shit bc i know for a fact he wears socks with sandals- and no woman needs that britney! even you, the denim ballgown queen. oh yeah and the chorus to this is like so empowering- fembot much, britbrit? 

but oh god, the clincher is def circus. dont even get me started on the kind of tingles i get when i listen to this song. like the video, with its fireworks and elephants (not britney) and the pre-chorus shit going on building me up. UGH im creaming my jeans just thinking about it. you cant really dance to this though, and lord knows ive tried, i really have- all in the name of britney. i guess its more for listening alone in your room while you pretend you are britney (post breakdown-more comeback era, obviously) the beginning is a little weird to this shit though. she is trying to sing to us like she is one of us and not a megastar diva, but we all know she is singing this from a plush booth lined in like swedish baby hair while she eats bars of gold. I AINT FOOLED!

ive honestly never listen to the next song 'out from under' its way too slow and lame. too many of the songs on this album are slow and shit. LIKE WTF i know your going through rough shit and this is like your most personal album or some shit but dont you want to just dance (inadvertent lady gaga reference.) it out britney? i know i do. from here on, im not even mentioning the slow ones, i aint got time for that shit!

legit didnt realize what the title of if you seek amy meant until like a week ago. i thought i it was some crazy reference to amy winehouse- but i guess my mind always lingers to that crazy crackwhore. however it actually spells out f-u-c-k me, boy was i shocked. like the song is totally changed for me. at first it was just a bunch of random words that didnt really make sense at all but now  the song totally relates to me because all of the boys and all the girls ALWAYS want to f-u-c-k me. ADD THAT TO THE ALREADY LONG LIST OF THINGS ME AND BRITBRIT HAVE IN COMMON!

the intro to kill the lights scares me a little each time. it reminds me of like ww2 or something equally as scary but damn this song is good. SO FIERCE. "is that money in your pocket or are you happy to see me?" <~~question that forever plagues my mind- everyone around me is either hella rich or catching boners! but yeah in this song she is letting us know SHES HATES THE PAPZ, thats why she is always calling them up telling them where she is! i get it now!
 
i cant really say whether i prefer blackout or circus. they are equally beautiful albums- both personal and inspirational. i wish i could see this bitch in concert- im pretty sure they hand out free cheetos since her life is basically sponsored by the company. AND BITCH I LOVE FREE THINGS.

1 comment:

  1. Sometimes late at night I picture what it would be like to be in the center of Britney's three ring circus. But sadly realism brings my head down from the clouds.

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