TRAINWRECK PT. 2

anyone who knows me knows i love a cracked out bitch as much as the next person. but there is something truly special about amy winehouse. i seriously love the bitch. like ok maybe not as much as i did a couple months ago when she wasnt as cracked out, but bitch is still fierce. she wears cool shit some of the time, when shes not just straight up wearing underwear, but face it even thats cool. and i'm also impressed by her crazy beehive. its a wig, but still, it amazes me how she remembers to bobby pin that shit in sometimes. plus i wish i had a wig because, much like her, i would probably not shower that often. i like her. she's cute- busted horse teeth and all. if only she choose a different drug or something. because the only thing i associate with crack is crazy homeless people. and i definitely hate crazy homeless people. like alot. so amy winehouse is a special, crazy gem- a rare, exception- amongst the homeless people she seemingly loves to associate with. 

reasons why she has gained popularity with me as of recent:
she fucking wailed out on a fan at glastonbury. like, ok, he allegedly grabbed her boob or whatever. but i think that was purely by mistake. wino may be cool but who knows what kind of crack AIDS skin disease she has going on. she must have some kind of disease that isnt even classified yet. so the fan was def not trying to get a handful of that by any means, im sure of it. so that only means that she just went nuts and i love it. 

she also made sure to mention her blakey at the nelson mandela birthday extravaganza (uh, nelson i hate to break it but arent you like 90 years old? should you be dead by now?) but anyway, im not even going to front. blake fielder-civil or whatever is fucking hot. i would probably do any drug he pushed on me, too. BLAKE > NELSON. like, ok nelson mandela, cry me a river about how you were imprisoned or whatever. anti-apartheid activist, my ass. if you dont wear cute polos, have super foxy tattoos, and/or are a drug addict (i.e. all of blakes super charming qualities), i probably dont care about you. yes, nelson mandela, i'm talking to you. your 27 years in prison dont mean shit compared to what blake and his cake faced lady love are going through. so suck it nelly, free that bb quick or else.