WHERE THE FUCK IS BEING BOBBY BROWN? that show was probably too good so the government had to take it off because it would resurge the economy or something. or like cure AIDS. obama doesnt want that to happen because he wants to be the world's beacon of hope, and not bobby b. that is the only logical explanation i can think of. obama is such a selfish cunt. robbing the world of its happiness.
i love bravo. they always have the trashiest, classiest shit shows ever. but being bobby brown really blew me away. never has such pure gold exited the tv screen and shook me to the core. i guess this really goes back to my love for crackheads. my world revolves around those bbs. this show let me enter the hallowed crack den of the craziest of all the 'heads- whitwhit and bb.
romantic.
man, this show is almost too cute for me sometimes. those lovebirds dont hide their love from the tv cameras or even their own children. in a couple episodes im sure that bobby kristina brown ( or bobbykriss, as bobby b likes to call her) gets thrown out their hotel rooms so they could totes fuck. or maybe not that i think of it, they probably just wanted to do some crack. its also weird how they are always in hotel rooms. its either hotel rooms or a Dave and busters playing some skeeball (but more like 8 ball amirite?). but whatever, whether they love each other or the crack rock this show is all about the romance. true love is being able to stick your hand up your partners butt to pull out their poop. and im not like saying this from experience i swear, but bobby insinuated he did that for whitney. or at least i think he did in one episode. im really not even sure. but one thing i am sure of, i wish i had a man like him.
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