ugh y'all just when i thought life couldnt get any #darker. one half of my all time favorite crackhead couple has passed away. whitney voiced all my highs- non-crack related- and my lows- definitely crack related. we already know about my love for the groundbreaking tv show being bobby brown and its ability to make you feel like youve just left some weird expensive crack house. oh lorrdddd how i wish i was back in that reality tv crackhouse. bravo should def cash in and start those marathons ASAP. but now whitney is in that big crackhouse in the sky. at least amy winehouse has someone to help her heat that crack spoon and LOL about track marks or something- i dont really know what makes crackheads giggle these days. but what a beautiful image- my two fav bb gurlz chillin in heaven. if i had some skillz, i would def photoshop some pic of them together with some glitter text and airbrushed heartz. def sell some t-shirts with that on it.
i hope bobby b is ok- and their bb girl whitney bobby- i hope she is still alive too. bc lets get real, girl was popped out da womb in some crack dust.
so lets all raise our crack spoons in honor of my second favorite crackhead. miss u bb.
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