its so cold in the d.

hey y'all. havent written about my thoughtz in a while. just been soooooo busy. lifes so hectic and moves so quickly, never have time to just think my thoughts. or maybe i just havent been feeling so ~inspired lately. my words are my art ukno? lololjkjk i work one day a week, am very poor, and can count my friends on one hand so i dont do very much. there really is no excuse.
but enough about me!!!!

i'm sure you guys have all seen pearl jam twenty- that docu about that early 90s band from seattle- no not that one- the other one where the singer didnt kill himself. (*RIP KURTY BB* you with da angelz now) and like thank god he didnt kill himself bc eddie vedz was one hot trick back in the day. i mean maybe its bc we have have the same long luxurious hair or the fact that i love a socio-politcal man with a little soft spoken angst but damnnnn get me a hot tub time machine so i can go back to 1991 or whatever, wear a dirty flannel, and see that shirtless, charistmatic bb swing from venue rafters. ill def find out if an early 90s lady boner looks different from today's because i would be catching them all over the place.




also speaking of flannels, can we talk about how totally weird the 90s were? like what the fuck were these people wearing? im all about ~experimenting or whatever, but like every dude in this docu wore at least one weird hat a scene. most notably was this mushroom shaped one that the total bro in the band loved to wear. he def thought he was breaking some boundaries and looking totally fly in it but he looked like the toad from mariokart. maybe im just a total hater but the super mario bros. were never really a huge fashion inspiration for me. but then again, it was the 90s, so nintendo was probably blowin up the scene real hard. pretty sure that dude still scored mad chicks. he definitely kept it on when things got ~steamy too amirite?


(photographic evidence of crazy hat vs. fashion icon, toad)

but rly though. great docu. made me realize that i didnt hate pearl jam. turns out im actually a huge pearl jam fan. who knew, y'all? also zany is the fact that they played their first show with all the songs you know and didnt think you loved from pearl jam. those bitches didnt even have like a shitty first album that they have to pretend doesnt exist. they were crankin out immediate hits. i mean i cant be sure, but it makes me think that maybe if i wore weird mushroom hats, i, too, could be successful.

just in case, you forgot what eddie vedder looked like by the time you finished reading- just helping you out, bruh.