im still in mourning over whitney but omg yall the grammys are tonight (i think?) and you know what that meanssss- absolutely nothing!!!!
my best friends king of leon (see previous posts) will be there. at least i think? im honestly alittle unsure who will be there or who is even nominated. but i feel like those dudes will show up to anything they can drink at- ~soullmateezzzz. also i cant be sure but i hear that skrillex is nominated for some stuff which makes me LOL til i die. uhhhh did everyone else just choose to forget about from first to last, that rly emo band that revolutionized the way we think of music today? because i sure havent. i didnt like sonny moore then and i sure dont like him now. sureeee, i get it, he is so cool now with his half shaven head and old man glasses and ability to press buttons on a computer- but like lets get real he was the 15 year old bb wearing mesh shirts and painting his nails black while his eyeliner ran down his face bc of all those sad pre-teen feelings he was having (dont quote me on this its just a FFTL image i have in my head). maybe im just player hating bc i havent gotten famous from my dubstep side proj yet. but these colors dont run, sonny, and neither should you from your eyeshadowed past.

KISS MUH ASS

ugh y'all just when i thought life couldnt get any #darker. one half of my all time favorite crackhead couple has passed away. whitney voiced all my highs- non-crack related- and my lows- definitely crack related. we already know about my love for the groundbreaking tv show being bobby brown and its ability to make you feel like youve just left some weird expensive crack house. oh lorrdddd how i wish i was back in that reality tv crackhouse. bravo should def cash in and start those marathons ASAP. but now whitney is in that big crackhouse in the sky. at least amy winehouse has someone to help her heat that crack spoon and LOL about track marks or something- i dont really know what makes crackheads giggle these days. but what a beautiful image- my two fav bb gurlz chillin in heaven. if i had some skillz, i would def photoshop some pic of them together with some glitter text and airbrushed heartz. def sell some t-shirts with that on it.

i hope bobby b is ok- and their bb girl whitney bobby- i hope she is still alive too. bc lets get real, girl was popped out da womb in some crack dust.
so lets all raise our crack spoons in honor of my second favorite crackhead. miss u bb.

it pains me more than you'll ever know. but i should also recognize that during my ~hiatus (was i actually in rehab? did i get plastic surgery?) that my fashion/life icon amy winehouse passed away. rly never saw this coming, you guys. she had so much love and light in her, y'all.

ILU IMU. NEVER FORGET ALWAYS REMEMBER.

wonder how blake is taking it. is he still alive? in jail? DOES HE EVEN KNOW?!
now that our beautiful angel is gone, who is going to punch fans in the face, spit on england's bb girl pippa middleton, and smoke crack on video?! no one can fill those meth dusted, blood stained ballet flats like my girl amy.

its so cold in the d.

hey y'all. havent written about my thoughtz in a while. just been soooooo busy. lifes so hectic and moves so quickly, never have time to just think my thoughts. or maybe i just havent been feeling so ~inspired lately. my words are my art ukno? lololjkjk i work one day a week, am very poor, and can count my friends on one hand so i dont do very much. there really is no excuse.
but enough about me!!!!

i'm sure you guys have all seen pearl jam twenty- that docu about that early 90s band from seattle- no not that one- the other one where the singer didnt kill himself. (*RIP KURTY BB* you with da angelz now) and like thank god he didnt kill himself bc eddie vedz was one hot trick back in the day. i mean maybe its bc we have have the same long luxurious hair or the fact that i love a socio-politcal man with a little soft spoken angst but damnnnn get me a hot tub time machine so i can go back to 1991 or whatever, wear a dirty flannel, and see that shirtless, charistmatic bb swing from venue rafters. ill def find out if an early 90s lady boner looks different from today's because i would be catching them all over the place.




also speaking of flannels, can we talk about how totally weird the 90s were? like what the fuck were these people wearing? im all about ~experimenting or whatever, but like every dude in this docu wore at least one weird hat a scene. most notably was this mushroom shaped one that the total bro in the band loved to wear. he def thought he was breaking some boundaries and looking totally fly in it but he looked like the toad from mariokart. maybe im just a total hater but the super mario bros. were never really a huge fashion inspiration for me. but then again, it was the 90s, so nintendo was probably blowin up the scene real hard. pretty sure that dude still scored mad chicks. he definitely kept it on when things got ~steamy too amirite?


(photographic evidence of crazy hat vs. fashion icon, toad)

but rly though. great docu. made me realize that i didnt hate pearl jam. turns out im actually a huge pearl jam fan. who knew, y'all? also zany is the fact that they played their first show with all the songs you know and didnt think you loved from pearl jam. those bitches didnt even have like a shitty first album that they have to pretend doesnt exist. they were crankin out immediate hits. i mean i cant be sure, but it makes me think that maybe if i wore weird mushroom hats, i, too, could be successful.

just in case, you forgot what eddie vedder looked like by the time you finished reading- just helping you out, bruh.