i can turn nuns to tricks

my new favorite head bitch in charge is nicki minaj. and its not just because she is a part of young money and besties with lil wayne and drake. i wish i sounded like her when i rap (which is all the time). she raps like she has a fake british accent, but then again maybe she is british. i admittedly havent researched her with the highest journalistic integrity that i usually bring to every post. i just know shes fucking cool because she doesnt even look real, she sorta looks like a blow up doll, which i respect. i gathered from her songs that she likes barbie so i guess thats the image she wants to portray- so shes obviously a feminist. but no really shes like all about empowerment and shit. she calls herself nicki lewinsky and even sings about shaking it for daddy and popping her pussy on his suzuki. which idk you guys that car is kinda shitty, i def wouldnt be popping my pussy for that car. do those cars even exist anymore? so like maybe its not about empowerment but more about equality bc she doesnt car what kind of car it is?
whatever, shes the rap hannah montana ( no really she said so herself.)