Tuesday, April 6, 2010

bug a boo

"every freaking night and every freaking day i wanna freak you baby in every freaking way" jodeci

most romantic lyrics my ears have ever heard.



imagine these dudes serenading that to you. because it could have been possible back in '94. and panties ( i dont condone the use of this word and cringe as i typed it) were def dropping like CRAZYYYY. i dont really see it though, they look like b2k. and we know all the weird child molesting shit that surrounds b2k. whatever still a romantic slow jam that i would be grinding to alone in my bedroom while wearing my white socks over my leggings and oversized teddy bear sweatshirt (HEY GET OVER IT THIS IS THE OUTFIT I WORE EVERYDAY IN 94 AND CONTINUE TO WEAR TODAY) and wishing degrate (i wiki'ed one of their names for authenticity) would kiss me. and omg while wikipedia-ing this i found out k-ci and jo-jo were in this band. it all makes sense now. damn those two have been slow jamming since back in the day. now i really respect this band for giving some true musical greats their start.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYwL-FzFDKQ
just to share the magic. i wish these outfits were still cool. i would wear them everyday. me, topless wearing my leather blazer.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

i can turn nuns to tricks



my new favorite head bitch in charge is nicki minaj. and its not just because she is a part of young money and besties with lil wayne and drake. i wish i sounded like her when i rap (which is all the time). she raps like she has a fake british accent, but then again maybe she is british. i admittedly havent researched her with the highest journalistic integrity that i usually bring to every post. i just know shes fucking cool because she doesnt even look real, she sorta looks like a blow up doll, which i respect. i gathered from her songs that she likes barbie so i guess thats the image she wants to portray- so shes obviously a feminist. but no really shes like all about empowerment and shit. she calls herself nicki lewinsky and even sings about shaking it for daddy and popping her pussy on his suzuki. which idk you guys that car is kinda shitty, i def wouldnt be popping my pussy for that car. do those cars even exist anymore? so like maybe its not about empowerment but more about equality bc she doesnt car what kind of car it is?
whatever, shes the rap hannah montana ( no really she said so herself.)

maybe its just me, but i really miss amy winehouse. before she was a crackie, during, i dont know. i miss it all. i need her back. shes not dead right?