bug a boo

"every freaking night and every freaking day i wanna freak you baby in every freaking way" jodeci

most romantic lyrics my ears have ever heard.



imagine these dudes serenading that to you. because it could have been possible back in '94. and panties ( i dont condone the use of this word and cringe as i typed it) were def dropping like CRAZYYYY. i dont really see it though, they look like b2k. and we know all the weird child molesting shit that surrounds b2k. whatever still a romantic slow jam that i would be grinding to alone in my bedroom while wearing my white socks over my leggings and oversized teddy bear sweatshirt (HEY GET OVER IT THIS IS THE OUTFIT I WORE EVERYDAY IN 94 AND CONTINUE TO WEAR TODAY) and wishing degrate (i wiki'ed one of their names for authenticity) would kiss me. and omg while wikipedia-ing this i found out k-ci and jo-jo were in this band. it all makes sense now. damn those two have been slow jamming since back in the day. now i really respect this band for giving some true musical greats their start.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYwL-FzFDKQ
just to share the magic. i wish these outfits were still cool. i would wear them everyday. me, topless wearing my leather blazer.

i can turn nuns to tricks

my new favorite head bitch in charge is nicki minaj. and its not just because she is a part of young money and besties with lil wayne and drake. i wish i sounded like her when i rap (which is all the time). she raps like she has a fake british accent, but then again maybe she is british. i admittedly havent researched her with the highest journalistic integrity that i usually bring to every post. i just know shes fucking cool because she doesnt even look real, she sorta looks like a blow up doll, which i respect. i gathered from her songs that she likes barbie so i guess thats the image she wants to portray- so shes obviously a feminist. but no really shes like all about empowerment and shit. she calls herself nicki lewinsky and even sings about shaking it for daddy and popping her pussy on his suzuki. which idk you guys that car is kinda shitty, i def wouldnt be popping my pussy for that car. do those cars even exist anymore? so like maybe its not about empowerment but more about equality bc she doesnt car what kind of car it is?
whatever, shes the rap hannah montana ( no really she said so herself.)

maybe its just me, but i really miss amy winehouse. before she was a crackie, during, i dont know. i miss it all. i need her back. shes not dead right?

oh my

i havent seen step up or step up 2: the streets. but i remember wishing i had. but now i HAVE to watch them in order to see this masterpiece of modern cinema. this plot if probably way too complicated to just start with the third. i need to watch the first two in order to fully understand and appreciate this one. i dont like things in 3d ( has anyone ever been on the muppets or bugs life 3d ride? SCARIEST NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE.) but for this ill make an exception. only good things can come from this.

huh

forgetwhatweknow.tumblr.com

ignorance is love, and i need that shit.

heavy cross.

this is also a very beautiful cover. i guess i doubted america too soon.

i really dont want no hassle.

vogue turey debuted recently. this is the cover. it really is the most beautiful cover i've ever seen. why is america dropping the ball?

band of outsiders spring lookbook is out. leslie mann is in it. as was dave franco (james' younger bro) and don glover. i like leslie mann, she is a HBIC. plus her hair is cool. i wish i was writing this from a sun soaked yacht, instead i wrote this after i had to shovel 40 inches of snow off my car. cool.

i'm embarrassed to say this but...

it turns out the only real reason i watched the grammys was to hopefully catch a glimpse of and subsequent boner over joe jonas. im pretty sure that dude never looked like that. or maybe ive been to busy looking at the youngest one(obviously). either way, WTF!
the only other good parts were lady gaga (obviously) and drake/lil wayne/eminem/travis barker (obviously). since i knew i would love those parts of the night anyway, joe jonas really blew me away. just by looking damn fine. cause last time i checked, he looked like this.



i would unabashedly go to a jobros concert and stand with the groupie moms and probably be upstaged by them. one of my many regrets in life is not seeing their 3d concert experience movie in theaters. that and hsm3. i have the taste of 13 year old girl, get over it.

bitchin'

i have a crush on marco pierre white, a chef celebrity. get over it, he is stone cold fox. at least, in his youth. now, a little ragged but hey whatever.

i know i lost my way.

uh, so albert hammond was on an episode of gossip girl a while ago apparently? i normally would be mad at him, but dude is amy winehousin' in a bad way. and again normally i would be into anything amy winehouse-eqsue (dirty, bloody ballerina slippers included) but i cant condone this. he dead up reminds me of a worm in this picture- like an evil worm from some sort of cartoon movie that i cant think of. and i know that i straighten my curly fro everyday, but this dude straight up cut his beautiful curly fro away! he doesnt even have the option to straighten those bbz.

we've been running barefoot through the streets.

im constantly- and by that i mean like twice (i dont want to seem that creepy)- having dreams that im best friends with kings of leon. if i was friends with them, id be catching boners 24/7.

my chances of becoming bffe with them have become slim to none after this post. bummer.

i kinda feel weird being this ~*intimate*~ in a blog. never talking about my dreams, or hopes for that matter, in here again.