there is a hole in my leggings.

i think it is safe to safe we have all seen the new moon trailer (and probably jizzed ourselves, amirite?). i saw twilight in theaters, not like the night it came out or anything, I AINT NO TWI-HARD. i even had to look up what those bitches like to call themselves. however, like the twi-hards, i did happen to fall in love with edward cullen. well not really, more

like robert pattinson when he looks mad pale and is rocking ray bans and a gloomy face, and not when he is eternally thirsting for my blood and being a hella controlling douche.

but new m00n looks hella adventurous and action packed and dudes turn into wolves. there are also new characters which PRAISE THE LAWD! we dont have to watch k-stew and rpattz terrible acting for two hours straight.

also most importantly mr. dazzle face himself gets himself some spray on abs. i wish i could have tattooed on abs or something. that way i wouldnt have to work out, but i wouldnt have to keep re-applying either.

i wish i could pretend i made this image, but if i did take credit for it, i would have to explain the mariah carey part. and i really have no idea what that means at all. mariah is too perfect (anyone who created the song 'fantasy' is a god in my book.) to ever consider spray on abs.

edit: ok, since i like to uphold journalistic credibility as much as possible, i google image searched 'mariah carey spray on abs'. i guess this explains everything. i wonder if they used the same graffiti artist for this shit.

maybe they should have just gotten mariah to play edward cullen?