Listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth.

so lil wayne is apparently going to be sentenced to a year in jail for gun possession this february. uh is it possible to reserve the bed next to him? i would kill (LIKE LITERALLY IN THIS CASE) to be roommates with weezy. but, seriously, i dont know how i will live without lil wayne for a whole year. WHAT WILL BECOME OF YOUNG MONEY? obama better pardon that ass QUICK! drake needs to get paiiiddddd.

she said, she said!

b00m lyke an 8o8

i get nervous every time you speak.

OMG.

i was just informed that some tattoo places are having specials on sunday bc it is hello kitty's birthday. i will tattoo my whole body hello kitty themed.

heroes and villians pt. 1

ok, imma say it and im probably gonna get cut for it. but, jayz's new shit aint that great. the only song that i truly love is the one with drake in it. and we all know that drake and/or timbaland are responsible for that piece of heaven. (anyone who knows me already knows about my dedication to anything timbaland touches.) but, jayz should be indebted to mostly drake because, without him, i would have written off this blueprint 19 long ago. like just retire already, jay, and become an even huger pussy for beyonce. dont get me wrong, i love many of jayz's oldies, just cant get into this new stuff. personally, i blame alicia keys.

let the winds come tear it apart.

no introduction necessary.

i like the green screen part that starts at like 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

getting paid is a forte.

jumping on the grace coddington bandwagon. i wish i had her hair. or at least the balls to wear my hair as it is naturally (crazy).

why do fools fall in love?

i just like this song a lot.

i loveee tv.

i'm six seasons too late. but i just started lost and i think i kind of love it. jack is so beautiful and perfect and good at everything. locke is a badass with a heart of gold. of course, this is all just from what i know from season 2 because that is how far i have gotten so far. i kind of wish i was stuck on a deserted island. because then i wouldnt have to worried about getting a job and i would always have perfect beach hair, regardless of how little i washed it.

i also started watching flashforward. the main dude is exactly like jack. and charlie is even in the show. which wtf, how did the dude get off the island? and also, i ruined it for myself and read that he dies. damn, charlie coming back to life to devastate the world or whatever. must be the HERRRONNN( i tried to spell it like jay-z says heroin, but it didnt work out to well.)

where's the bobby to my whitney?!

i have begun to really like sequins. i havent figured out a way to pull them off, but this bitch is making it work.

SEAMUS!

last week was ryan gosling week. saw this face in person. died a couple times.

amberalert

i'm breaking out the uggs.

heads up

it might be because im super goth, but i want to cut holes into my sweatshirt like this. im really bad at doing things like that though, so i would probably have to pay someone to do it as perfectly as it looks in the picture. but thats not really living up to the goth tradition, is it?

IMAGE HEAVY MUFFIN TOP

albert hammond jr has a line of suits. he is the guitarist for the strokes, and maybe the most fashionable one? which is saying a lot since they are all pretty well fashioned. they mostly look like things he has worn. however, i still think it is cool that he has ventured into something like this. i want every dude i know to wear one all the time. if only life was perfect.

these remind me of the photoshoot he did with his then girlfriend agyness deyn. while i dont think i care for her that much, they were really cute together. i saw them once in the east village walking their dogs. TERESA WAS FREAKING OUT. i think the dogs sold me really. anything with dogs is forever cute. this spread is too adorable. wish they could stay like this forever (BRAND NEW, SOCO AMARETTO LIME LYRIC, HUH?) .

there is a hole in my leggings.

i think it is safe to safe we have all seen the new moon trailer (and probably jizzed ourselves, amirite?). i saw twilight in theaters, not like the night it came out or anything, I AINT NO TWI-HARD. i even had to look up what those bitches like to call themselves. however, like the twi-hards, i did happen to fall in love with edward cullen. well not really, more

like robert pattinson when he looks mad pale and is rocking ray bans and a gloomy face, and not when he is eternally thirsting for my blood and being a hella controlling douche.

but new m00n looks hella adventurous and action packed and dudes turn into wolves. there are also new characters which PRAISE THE LAWD! we dont have to watch k-stew and rpattz terrible acting for two hours straight.

also most importantly mr. dazzle face himself gets himself some spray on abs. i wish i could have tattooed on abs or something. that way i wouldnt have to work out, but i wouldnt have to keep re-applying either.

i wish i could pretend i made this image, but if i did take credit for it, i would have to explain the mariah carey part. and i really have no idea what that means at all. mariah is too perfect (anyone who created the song 'fantasy' is a god in my book.) to ever consider spray on abs.

edit: ok, since i like to uphold journalistic credibility as much as possible, i google image searched 'mariah carey spray on abs'. i guess this explains everything. i wonder if they used the same graffiti artist for this shit.

maybe they should have just gotten mariah to play edward cullen?