REMEMBER WHEN MY DOG WAS A BB?!

guess what?

urban outfitters received sweatpants today.

THE PROPHECY IS UPON US ALLLL!

(is this the right phrasing? idk whatever.)

HBIC

"its because its what’s safe and what’s acceptable..and what’s pretty. pretty is annoying and it’s boring... if you can actually do something creative and do something that’s not always easy on the eye, I can appreciate it." kelis

"I find that men get away with saying a lot in this business, and that women get away with saying very little . . . In my opinion, women need and want someone to look up to that they feel have the full sense of who they are, and says, 'I'm great.' " lady gaga

PROPHECY OF THE GODS.

i read hipsterrunoff a lot and giggle many things written on it. however,there was a super serious prophecy written that i can only dream will come true.

"Eventually, alts realize that ‘if we’re going to make zany lifestyle choices, we might as well be comfortable.’ This is why sweatpants and athletic shorts will be big in the next decade, particularly as alts enter middle age."

rainy day in june.

wtf my mind was just blown. daryl hall and chromeo together? huh? daryl hall should consider joining chromeo permanently. bring some more sexy to that band.

also chromeo just came out with a new song and video. dave 1 has some moves it in that i honestly didnt believe could really exist. too pretty.

heaven was full.

i just noticed my dark undereyes have taken over my whole eyelid. i look like i have an eternal black eye. at least i can look like a crackhead with these hottiesss.

cmym

soooooo, drake got nominated for those grammy shitzzzz. dude did it without an album and only a mixxtapppe. breaking records, breaking hearts, breaking hymens amirite?! i apologize for that last part i think.

in other very important news, i touched some 3.1 phillip lim dresses in person. that dude really knows how to work a sequin. if i owned one of his sequined dresses, i would never take it off. i wouldnt even shower. i couldnt be apart from that beautiful baby for that long.

in also very important news, it is almost time for my yearly (getoveriittt) haircut. shits a few inches from hitting my waist. its real weird.

gagaoverload

these sequins are so perfect. i wish they could just be glued to my body so i would be wearing them foreverrrrrrrrrr.

that boy is a monster, he ate my heart.

THE FAME MOSTER LEAKED, AND SO DID MY JEANZ.

i would never imagine these words ever leaving my mouth, but no joke, im in love with this creepy bitch.

all i care about recently.

black and white stripes.

neon.

NYE SEQUINS!

studs. (both the ornamental button and the quintessential hot dude.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACm9yECwSso

the xx.

mid 90s movies.

I can categorically say that you are not a bigger banana-head.

i wish i could always look like lara stone does in the pictures on the right. but i can barely draw straight lines, so wearing makeup is not in my future. i also recently started wishing i could look like lady gaga, but not in the tranny sort of way. but rather in the what the fuck is she wearing, but wish i could rock it and make it look as fierce sort of way.

how i spend my saturday nights.

ugh i'm uncomfortably full right now.

i feel like i like eminem. not the bleach blonde, hey-i-fucked-christina-aguilera eminem, but the dark haired, mysterious, angsty eminem. yeah, the badass eminem. how i like em'.

this may be because he is in that drake song "forever", and i just love anything drake touches. (i cant help that he simultaneously solved the world's hunger and financial problems- HE IS JUST THAT GREAT.) eminem is a serious artist now that drake showed him the way. his rhymes are no longer about hating britney spears or hanson or whatever, but about hating everyone. you know you've hit an artistic peak when you begin to hate the world.

also, where did his baby momma kim go? i miss her always having real talk about how she wasnt on drugs or something equally as serious that the world was concerned about, but it was always through tmz or something. tmz would be the news source i would go to as well if i wanted to sounded like a credible non-drug addict. i mean im pretty sure they were the first to break the news of michael jackson's death. that equals eternal credibility in my book. i also miss her bc she continued to wear dark lipliner into the 2000s. she broke all the fashion rules.

look how mad this dude is. okokokok i know this is hella photoshopped, but i needed to prove my point somehow. look at all that hate in those eyes.

I DUNNTT GIVE A FUCKKK...

because i love mariah carey feat. jay z 'heartbreaker'. i forgot how much i loved this song until recently. the video might also be the best one ever made. i really miss this 90s when jerry o'connell was totally relevant and it made sense that he was in a mariah carey video. i also miss this time before mariah's breakdown (MARIAH IS THE BREAKDOWN OG, BRITBRIT) when she could effectively implement her impeccable acting and martial arts skills.

im going to go ahead and say that mariah probably choreographed this piece of cinematic gold herself. because i dont know who else's mind could come up with those breathtaking moves besides one of a pure genius aka mariahbear.

one problem i have with this video is the lack of jay z. but i understand where hov is coming from. i really wouldnt want to be in anything that would associate me with jerry o'connzzz either. also missing is mariah's spray on abs. def missed those guys.

Listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth.

so lil wayne is apparently going to be sentenced to a year in jail for gun possession this february. uh is it possible to reserve the bed next to him? i would kill (LIKE LITERALLY IN THIS CASE) to be roommates with weezy. but, seriously, i dont know how i will live without lil wayne for a whole year. WHAT WILL BECOME OF YOUNG MONEY? obama better pardon that ass QUICK! drake needs to get paiiiddddd.

she said, she said!

b00m lyke an 8o8

i get nervous every time you speak.

OMG.

i was just informed that some tattoo places are having specials on sunday bc it is hello kitty's birthday. i will tattoo my whole body hello kitty themed.

heroes and villians pt. 1

ok, imma say it and im probably gonna get cut for it. but, jayz's new shit aint that great. the only song that i truly love is the one with drake in it. and we all know that drake and/or timbaland are responsible for that piece of heaven. (anyone who knows me already knows about my dedication to anything timbaland touches.) but, jayz should be indebted to mostly drake because, without him, i would have written off this blueprint 19 long ago. like just retire already, jay, and become an even huger pussy for beyonce. dont get me wrong, i love many of jayz's oldies, just cant get into this new stuff. personally, i blame alicia keys.

let the winds come tear it apart.

no introduction necessary.

i like the green screen part that starts at like 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

getting paid is a forte.

jumping on the grace coddington bandwagon. i wish i had her hair. or at least the balls to wear my hair as it is naturally (crazy).

why do fools fall in love?

i just like this song a lot.

i loveee tv.

i'm six seasons too late. but i just started lost and i think i kind of love it. jack is so beautiful and perfect and good at everything. locke is a badass with a heart of gold. of course, this is all just from what i know from season 2 because that is how far i have gotten so far. i kind of wish i was stuck on a deserted island. because then i wouldnt have to worried about getting a job and i would always have perfect beach hair, regardless of how little i washed it.

i also started watching flashforward. the main dude is exactly like jack. and charlie is even in the show. which wtf, how did the dude get off the island? and also, i ruined it for myself and read that he dies. damn, charlie coming back to life to devastate the world or whatever. must be the HERRRONNN( i tried to spell it like jay-z says heroin, but it didnt work out to well.)

where's the bobby to my whitney?!

i have begun to really like sequins. i havent figured out a way to pull them off, but this bitch is making it work.

SEAMUS!

last week was ryan gosling week. saw this face in person. died a couple times.

amberalert

i'm breaking out the uggs.

heads up

it might be because im super goth, but i want to cut holes into my sweatshirt like this. im really bad at doing things like that though, so i would probably have to pay someone to do it as perfectly as it looks in the picture. but thats not really living up to the goth tradition, is it?

IMAGE HEAVY MUFFIN TOP

albert hammond jr has a line of suits. he is the guitarist for the strokes, and maybe the most fashionable one? which is saying a lot since they are all pretty well fashioned. they mostly look like things he has worn. however, i still think it is cool that he has ventured into something like this. i want every dude i know to wear one all the time. if only life was perfect.

these remind me of the photoshoot he did with his then girlfriend agyness deyn. while i dont think i care for her that much, they were really cute together. i saw them once in the east village walking their dogs. TERESA WAS FREAKING OUT. i think the dogs sold me really. anything with dogs is forever cute. this spread is too adorable. wish they could stay like this forever (BRAND NEW, SOCO AMARETTO LIME LYRIC, HUH?) .

there is a hole in my leggings.

i think it is safe to safe we have all seen the new moon trailer (and probably jizzed ourselves, amirite?). i saw twilight in theaters, not like the night it came out or anything, I AINT NO TWI-HARD. i even had to look up what those bitches like to call themselves. however, like the twi-hards, i did happen to fall in love with edward cullen. well not really, more

like robert pattinson when he looks mad pale and is rocking ray bans and a gloomy face, and not when he is eternally thirsting for my blood and being a hella controlling douche.

but new m00n looks hella adventurous and action packed and dudes turn into wolves. there are also new characters which PRAISE THE LAWD! we dont have to watch k-stew and rpattz terrible acting for two hours straight.

also most importantly mr. dazzle face himself gets himself some spray on abs. i wish i could have tattooed on abs or something. that way i wouldnt have to work out, but i wouldnt have to keep re-applying either.

i wish i could pretend i made this image, but if i did take credit for it, i would have to explain the mariah carey part. and i really have no idea what that means at all. mariah is too perfect (anyone who created the song 'fantasy' is a god in my book.) to ever consider spray on abs.

edit: ok, since i like to uphold journalistic credibility as much as possible, i google image searched 'mariah carey spray on abs'. i guess this explains everything. i wonder if they used the same graffiti artist for this shit.

maybe they should have just gotten mariah to play edward cullen?

participating socially.

during my last semester at lang (too soon-never forget.), i took a class called participation literacy and the professor, trebor scholz, ended up being one of my favorite and most interesting teachers i've had. he put together this conference on digital labor which is to be held at lang from nov. 12-14, which features many of the other wonderful teachers i've had during my time at lang. i'm very proud that i was able to be their students and learn from them. 

The Internet as Playground and Factory - Students from Trebor Scholz on Vimeo.

digitallabor.org

this video below also features my advisor dominic pettman. loved that dude. unfortunately he took some time off during my last year so i worked with deborah levitt instead, who will also be at the conference. GET IT, LANG.

The Internet as Playground and Factory - Dominic Pettman from Trebor Scholz on Vimeo.

i just died.

i was checking out boy by band of outsiders show on style.com and my dreams all came true. check it out. 

FUCKING SWEATIES!!! scott sternberg just gave a hugee middle finger to the world of high fashion by doing this. and i love him for it. they may be for men, but this is one small step for man, but one giant leap for meeeeeee! soon sweatpants will be everywhere. 

ugh and karen walkers collection was too perfect for words. i was going to put a few pictures of my favorites but i soon realized i was saving every look. but i really enjoy these two dresses. 

it seems like people think boat shoes are the shit to rock next season. too bad they didnt realize that everyone was wearing them for dayzzz now. 

also im still wearing the same shit i always do and have not put effort into my style. get over it. 

balmy night.

the look books for band of outsider and BOY by band of outsider came out. jason schwartzman and marisa tomei are featured in them. they really know how to pick the perfect people for their look books. michelle williams- the white one- was in their fall 2008 campaign, and she is too cute. ugh remember her and heath and how adorable they were? UGH TOO SOON, HEATH. anyway,  i like how they use polaroids, but that is because i am a sucker for any polaroid to be quite honest. i sorta forgot how much i like marisa tomei, but i recently watched slums of beverly hills and was pleasantly reminded. and i dont even need to be reminded about my love for j.schwartz. 

i wish i was rich enough to buy every single item in these photos- men and women- or even just one item, lets get real. but they have inspired me to re-start thinking/caring about what i wear, so i guess that is good. doubt it will last long though. 

i just realized i had chocolate on my face this whole time.

i really love the soundtrack for the movie the big chill. i wouldnt mind if that was the only music i had to listen to for the rest of my life. i also really like that movie. i hope i sit around in a big southern house and S some Js with my friends when im middle aged. jeff goldblum is such a babe, too. 

speaking of babes, why is nick jonas so perfect, but so young? PEDOBEAR TO DA MAX. ive admittedly watched their disney channel show- give me a break i had swine flu for like two weeks, i needed something to do. i cant believe im writing this, but some of their songs are kinda catchy? immmmaaafangirlllll!!!

i will haunt you if you'll haunt me too.

ive been trying to find this picture for a while now, and my prayers were finally answered.

i made it a long time ago, back when i was young and carefree.

 i really love microsoft paint and danzig, obviously. 

up to no good.

in the winter, its all about the sweatpant. lounging in those bitches 24/7.  however, once summer hits, you cant really do that. you need something that breathes and that is when the mesh short comes out hard. its kind of like you're not wearing any bottoms at all aka my heaven. i still wont ever be seen in public wearing them. along with the ugg and the sweatpant, im fighting towards the cause to free mesh shorts from the bonds that hold it back from being a global high fashion choice.  

OMG PLZ LETME KISS U JON CRYER

1) i love otis redding more than life.

2) i wish there was a duckie in my life. i would never leave him like that red headed bitch does in pretty in pink. 

IT'S NEVER BEEN LIKE THAT, IT'S NEVER BEEN LIKE THAT.

urban outfitters has killed many things- the dream that i may one day have a real job, for one- but mainly it has killed my love for a lot of music. passion pit and phoenix were my jams but now i cant stand listening to them on my own because i am force fed it all day at work. good thing they are going on tour together or something so i can go to the concert but feel like i am at work. ugh and dont even get me started about mgmt. i rather cut off my ears than ever have to listen to them again. i get nervous once a band i like catches on at UO, because i know i will eventually resent and hate them. 

but for now, my love for phoenix remains. i really like this video. i dont even know if it really is an official video. i wish i was french and cute. fuck em. 

BUBONIC PLAGUE ON YA FACE.

much of my summer has been spent in miserable, plague infested 16th century england watching mad bitches heads get cut off all thanks to the show the tudors. for a while, i literally couldnt stop myself from watching. what can i say? historical fiction tv dramas really get me going. and speaking of that, there was so much sexy time in the first season of this show. like ok, i get it that bitches would be throwing their petticoats over their heads for this dude.

but lets get real, showtime might be telling us that is what henry viii really looked like. but i heavily researched it, aka looked on google image search, and found out hevry viii was actually this dude. huh? bitches really went for that back in the day? I CALL TOTAL BULLSHIT.

like ok, this dude is super fat!  wtf he could not have been as agile as JRM(jonathan rhys-meyers -total alcoholic hunk) depicts him in the show. i cant believe showtime would alter history like this. like i understand making up some wars or people or whatever, but pretending henry viii was a total babe is just wrong, to us and to his legacy. this drawing probably a more accurate depiction of that fatty than that other regal portrait. i always knew that bitch had a little bit of the dizzydowns. 

but anyway historical inaccuracies aside, the dude that plays henry's bestie is a total 16th century fine piece of meat. ugh i would let this dude behead me anytime. 

pains of being pure at heart.

the girl in this band is super cute. i simultaneously hate her guts and admire the shit out of her. i think it is verging more on hatin' though. imma h8r by nature, get over it.