nice things.

2012-02-12T15:01:00.001-08:00

im still in mourning over whitney but omg yall the grammys are tonight (i think?) and you know what that meanssss- absolutely nothing!!!!
my best friends king of leon (see previous posts) will be there. at least i think? im honestly alittle unsure who will be there or who is even nominated. but i feel like those dudes will show up to anything they can drink at- ~soullmateezzzz. also i cant be sure but i hear that skrillex is nominated for some stuff which makes me LOL til i die. uhhhh did everyone else just choose to forget about from first to last, that rly emo band that revolutionized the way we think of music today? because i sure havent. i didnt like sonny moore then and i sure dont like him now. sureeee, i get it, he is so cool now with his half shaven head and old man glasses and ability to press buttons on a computer- but like lets get real he was the 15 year old bb wearing mesh shirts and painting his nails black while his eyeliner ran down his face bc of all those sad pre-teen feelings he was having (dont quote me on this its just a FFTL image i have in my head). maybe im just player hating bc i havent gotten famous from my dubstep side proj yet. but these colors dont run, sonny, and neither should you from your eyeshadowed past.

KISS MUH ASS

2012-02-12T14:50:00.000-08:00

ugh y'all just when i thought life couldnt get any #darker. one half of my all time favorite crackhead couple has passed away. whitney voiced all my highs- non-crack related- and my lows- definitely crack related. we already know about my love for the groundbreaking tv show being bobby brown and its ability to make you feel like youve just left some weird expensive crack house. oh lorrdddd how i wish i was back in that reality tv crackhouse. bravo should def cash in and start those marathons ASAP. but now whitney is in that big crackhouse in the sky. at least amy winehouse has someone to help her heat that crack spoon and LOL about track marks or something- i dont really know what makes crackheads giggle these days. but what a beautiful image- my two fav bb gurlz chillin in heaven. if i had some skillz, i would def photoshop some pic of them together with some glitter text and airbrushed heartz. def sell some t-shirts with that on it.

i hope bobby b is ok- and their bb girl whitney bobby- i hope she is still alive too. bc lets get real, girl was popped out da womb in some crack dust.
so lets all raise our crack spoons in honor of my second favorite crackhead. miss u bb.

2012-02-09T15:31:00.001-08:00

it pains me more than you'll ever know. but i should also recognize that during my ~hiatus (was i actually in rehab? did i get plastic surgery?) that my fashion/life icon amy winehouse passed away. rly never saw this coming, you guys. she had so much love and light in her, y'all.

ILU IMU. NEVER FORGET ALWAYS REMEMBER.

wonder how blake is taking it. is he still alive? in jail? DOES HE EVEN KNOW?!
now that our beautiful angel is gone, who is going to punch fans in the face, spit on england's bb girl pippa middleton, and smoke crack on video?! no one can fill those meth dusted, blood stained ballet flats like my girl amy.

its so cold in the d.

2012-02-09T15:19:00.001-08:00

hey y'all. havent written about my thoughtz in a while. just been soooooo busy. lifes so hectic and moves so quickly, never have time to just think my thoughts. or maybe i just havent been feeling so ~inspired lately. my words are my art ukno? lololjkjk i work one day a week, am very poor, and can count my friends on one hand so i dont do very much. there really is no excuse.
but enough about me!!!!

i'm sure you guys have all seen pearl jam twenty- that docu about that early 90s band from seattle- no not that one- the other one where the singer didnt kill himself. (*RIP KURTY BB* you with da angelz now) and like thank god he didnt kill himself bc eddie vedz was one hot trick back in the day. i mean maybe its bc we have have the same long luxurious hair or the fact that i love a socio-politcal man with a little soft spoken angst but damnnnn get me a hot tub time machine so i can go back to 1991 or whatever, wear a dirty flannel, and see that shirtless, charistmatic bb swing from venue rafters. ill def find out if an early 90s lady boner looks different from today's because i would be catching them all over the place.

also speaking of flannels, can we talk about how totally weird the 90s were? like what the fuck were these people wearing? im all about ~experimenting or whatever, but like every dude in this docu wore at least one weird hat a scene. most notably was this mushroom shaped one that the total bro in the band loved to wear. he def thought he was breaking some boundaries and looking totally fly in it but he looked like the toad from mariokart. maybe im just a total hater but the super mario bros. were never really a huge fashion inspiration for me. but then again, it was the 90s, so nintendo was probably blowin up the scene real hard. pretty sure that dude still scored mad chicks. he definitely kept it on when things got ~steamy too amirite?

(photographic evidence of crazy hat vs. fashion icon, toad)

but rly though. great docu. made me realize that i didnt hate pearl jam. turns out im actually a huge pearl jam fan. who knew, y'all? also zany is the fact that they played their first show with all the songs you know and didnt think you loved from pearl jam. those bitches didnt even have like a shitty first album that they have to pretend doesnt exist. they were crankin out immediate hits. i mean i cant be sure, but it makes me think that maybe if i wore weird mushroom hats, i, too, could be successful.

just in case, you forgot what eddie vedder looked like by the time you finished reading- just helping you out, bruh.

bug a boo

2010-04-06T15:28:00.000-07:00

"every freaking night and every freaking day i wanna freak you baby in every freaking way" jodeci

most romantic lyrics my ears have ever heard.

imagine these dudes serenading that to you. because it could have been possible back in '94. and panties ( i dont condone the use of this word and cringe as i typed it) were def dropping like CRAZYYYY. i dont really see it though, they look like b2k. and we know all the weird child molesting shit that surrounds b2k. whatever still a romantic slow jam that i would be grinding to alone in my bedroom while wearing my white socks over my leggings and oversized teddy bear sweatshirt (HEY GET OVER IT THIS IS THE OUTFIT I WORE EVERYDAY IN 94 AND CONTINUE TO WEAR TODAY) and wishing degrate (i wiki'ed one of their names for authenticity) would kiss me. and omg while wikipedia-ing this i found out k-ci and jo-jo were in this band. it all makes sense now. damn those two have been slow jamming since back in the day. now i really respect this band for giving some true musical greats their start.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYwL-FzFDKQ
just to share the magic. i wish these outfits were still cool. i would wear them everyday. me, topless wearing my leather blazer.

i can turn nuns to tricks

2010-04-01T18:23:00.000-07:00

my new favorite head bitch in charge is nicki minaj. and its not just because she is a part of young money and besties with lil wayne and drake. i wish i sounded like her when i rap (which is all the time). she raps like she has a fake british accent, but then again maybe she is british. i admittedly havent researched her with the highest journalistic integrity that i usually bring to every post. i just know shes fucking cool because she doesnt even look real, she sorta looks like a blow up doll, which i respect. i gathered from her songs that she likes barbie so i guess thats the image she wants to portray- so shes obviously a feminist. but no really shes like all about empowerment and shit. she calls herself nicki lewinsky and even sings about shaking it for daddy and popping her pussy on his suzuki. which idk you guys that car is kinda shitty, i def wouldnt be popping my pussy for that car. do those cars even exist anymore? so like maybe its not about empowerment but more about equality bc she doesnt car what kind of car it is?
whatever, shes the rap hannah montana ( no really she said so herself.)

2010-04-01T12:04:00.000-07:00

maybe its just me, but i really miss amy winehouse. before she was a crackie, during, i dont know. i miss it all. i need her back. shes not dead right?

oh my

2010-03-31T09:52:00.001-07:00

i havent seen step up or step up 2: the streets. but i remember wishing i had. but now i HAVE to watch them in order to see this masterpiece of modern cinema. this plot if probably way too complicated to just start with the third. i need to watch the first two in order to fully understand and appreciate this one. i dont like things in 3d ( has anyone ever been on the muppets or bugs life 3d ride? SCARIEST NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE.) but for this ill make an exception. only good things can come from this.

huh

2010-03-12T11:42:00.001-08:00

forgetwhatweknow.tumblr.com

ignorance is love, and i need that shit.

2010-02-27T07:19:00.000-08:00

heavy cross.

2010-02-25T08:40:00.000-08:00

this is also a very beautiful cover. i guess i doubted america too soon.

i really dont want no hassle.

2010-02-25T08:36:00.000-08:00

vogue turey debuted recently. this is the cover. it really is the most beautiful cover i've ever seen. why is america dropping the ball?

2010-02-11T08:20:00.000-08:00

band of outsiders spring lookbook is out. leslie mann is in it. as was dave franco (james' younger bro) and don glover. i like leslie mann, she is a HBIC. plus her hair is cool. i wish i was writing this from a sun soaked yacht, instead i wrote this after i had to shovel 40 inches of snow off my car. cool.

i'm embarrassed to say this but...

2010-02-01T17:57:00.000-08:00

it turns out the only real reason i watched the grammys was to hopefully catch a glimpse of and subsequent boner over joe jonas. im pretty sure that dude never looked like that. or maybe ive been to busy looking at the youngest one(obviously). either way, WTF!
the only other good parts were lady gaga (obviously) and drake/lil wayne/eminem/travis barker (obviously). since i knew i would love those parts of the night anyway, joe jonas really blew me away. just by looking damn fine. cause last time i checked, he looked like this.

i would unabashedly go to a jobros concert and stand with the groupie moms and probably be upstaged by them. one of my many regrets in life is not seeing their 3d concert experience movie in theaters. that and hsm3. i have the taste of 13 year old girl, get over it.

bitchin'

2010-01-25T13:37:00.000-08:00

i have a crush on marco pierre white, a chef celebrity. get over it, he is stone cold fox. at least, in his youth. now, a little ragged but hey whatever.

i know i lost my way.

2010-01-13T16:56:00.000-08:00

uh, so albert hammond was on an episode of gossip girl a while ago apparently? i normally would be mad at him, but dude is amy winehousin' in a bad way. and again normally i would be into anything amy winehouse-eqsue (dirty, bloody ballerina slippers included) but i cant condone this. he dead up reminds me of a worm in this picture- like an evil worm from some sort of cartoon movie that i cant think of. and i know that i straighten my curly fro everyday, but this dude straight up cut his beautiful curly fro away! he doesnt even have the option to straighten those bbz.

we've been running barefoot through the streets.

2010-01-05T17:54:00.000-08:00

im constantly- and by that i mean like twice (i dont want to seem that creepy)- having dreams that im best friends with kings of leon. if i was friends with them, id be catching boners 24/7.

my chances of becoming bffe with them have become slim to none after this post. bummer.

i kinda feel weird being this ~*intimate*~ in a blog. never talking about my dreams, or hopes for that matter, in here again.

REMEMBER WHEN MY DOG WAS A BB?!

2009-12-23T16:32:00.001-08:00

guess what?

2009-12-21T16:19:00.000-08:00

urban outfitters received sweatpants today.

THE PROPHECY IS UPON US ALLLL!

(is this the right phrasing? idk whatever.)

HBIC

2009-12-11T13:16:00.000-08:00

"its because its what’s safe and what’s acceptable..and what’s pretty. pretty is annoying and it’s boring... if you can actually do something creative and do something that’s not always easy on the eye, I can appreciate it." kelis

"I find that men get away with saying a lot in this business, and that women get away with saying very little . . . In my opinion, women need and want someone to look up to that they feel have the full sense of who they are, and says, 'I'm great.' " lady gaga

PROPHECY OF THE GODS.

2009-12-08T15:23:00.000-08:00

i read hipsterrunoff a lot and giggle many things written on it. however,there was a super serious prophecy written that i can only dream will come true.

"Eventually, alts realize that ‘if we’re going to make zany lifestyle choices, we might as well be comfortable.’ This is why sweatpants and athletic shorts will be big in the next decade, particularly as alts enter middle age."

rainy day in june.

2009-12-05T07:20:00.000-08:00

wtf my mind was just blown. daryl hall and chromeo together? huh? daryl hall should consider joining chromeo permanently. bring some more sexy to that band.

also chromeo just came out with a new song and video. dave 1 has some moves it in that i honestly didnt believe could really exist. too pretty.

heaven was full.

2009-12-04T16:17:00.000-08:00

i just noticed my dark undereyes have taken over my whole eyelid. i look like i have an eternal black eye. at least i can look like a crackhead with these hottiesss.

cmym

2009-12-04T11:36:00.000-08:00

soooooo, drake got nominated for those grammy shitzzzz. dude did it without an album and only a mixxtapppe. breaking records, breaking hearts, breaking hymens amirite?! i apologize for that last part i think.

in other very important news, i touched some 3.1 phillip lim dresses in person. that dude really knows how to work a sequin. if i owned one of his sequined dresses, i would never take it off. i wouldnt even shower. i couldnt be apart from that beautiful baby for that long.

in also very important news, it is almost time for my yearly (getoveriittt) haircut. shits a few inches from hitting my waist. its real weird.

gagaoverload

2009-11-18T15:38:00.000-08:00

these sequins are so perfect. i wish they could just be glued to my body so i would be wearing them foreverrrrrrrrrr.

that boy is a monster, he ate my heart.

2009-11-16T15:47:00.000-08:00

THE FAME MOSTER LEAKED, AND SO DID MY JEANZ.

i would never imagine these words ever leaving my mouth, but no joke, im in love with this creepy bitch.

all i care about recently.

2009-11-12T11:43:00.000-08:00

black and white stripes.

neon.

NYE SEQUINS!

studs. (both the ornamental button and the quintessential hot dude.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACm9yECwSso

the xx.

mid 90s movies.

I can categorically say that you are not a bigger banana-head.

2009-11-12T10:26:00.000-08:00

i wish i could always look like lara stone does in the pictures on the right. but i can barely draw straight lines, so wearing makeup is not in my future. i also recently started wishing i could look like lady gaga, but not in the tranny sort of way. but rather in the what the fuck is she wearing, but wish i could rock it and make it look as fierce sort of way.

how i spend my saturday nights.

2009-11-07T17:53:00.000-08:00

ugh i'm uncomfortably full right now.

2009-11-05T16:00:00.001-08:00

i feel like i like eminem. not the bleach blonde, hey-i-fucked-christina-aguilera eminem, but the dark haired, mysterious, angsty eminem. yeah, the badass eminem. how i like em'.

this may be because he is in that drake song "forever", and i just love anything drake touches. (i cant help that he simultaneously solved the world's hunger and financial problems- HE IS JUST THAT GREAT.) eminem is a serious artist now that drake showed him the way. his rhymes are no longer about hating britney spears or hanson or whatever, but about hating everyone. you know you've hit an artistic peak when you begin to hate the world.

also, where did his baby momma kim go? i miss her always having real talk about how she wasnt on drugs or something equally as serious that the world was concerned about, but it was always through tmz or something. tmz would be the news source i would go to as well if i wanted to sounded like a credible non-drug addict. i mean im pretty sure they were the first to break the news of michael jackson's death. that equals eternal credibility in my book. i also miss her bc she continued to wear dark lipliner into the 2000s. she broke all the fashion rules.

look how mad this dude is. okokokok i know this is hella photoshopped, but i needed to prove my point somehow. look at all that hate in those eyes.

I DUNNTT GIVE A FUCKKK...

2009-11-02T17:42:00.000-08:00

because i love mariah carey feat. jay z 'heartbreaker'. i forgot how much i loved this song until recently. the video might also be the best one ever made. i really miss this 90s when jerry o'connell was totally relevant and it made sense that he was in a mariah carey video. i also miss this time before mariah's breakdown (MARIAH IS THE BREAKDOWN OG, BRITBRIT) when she could effectively implement her impeccable acting and martial arts skills.

im going to go ahead and say that mariah probably choreographed this piece of cinematic gold herself. because i dont know who else's mind could come up with those breathtaking moves besides one of a pure genius aka mariahbear.

one problem i have with this video is the lack of jay z. but i understand where hov is coming from. i really wouldnt want to be in anything that would associate me with jerry o'connzzz either. also missing is mariah's spray on abs. def missed those guys.

Listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth.

2009-10-28T18:16:00.000-07:00

so lil wayne is apparently going to be sentenced to a year in jail for gun possession this february. uh is it possible to reserve the bed next to him? i would kill (LIKE LITERALLY IN THIS CASE) to be roommates with weezy. but, seriously, i dont know how i will live without lil wayne for a whole year. WHAT WILL BECOME OF YOUNG MONEY? obama better pardon that ass QUICK! drake needs to get paiiiddddd.

she said, she said!

2009-10-27T18:41:00.000-07:00

b00m lyke an 8o8

2009-10-26T16:41:00.000-07:00

i get nervous every time you speak.

2009-10-25T19:28:00.000-07:00

OMG.

i was just informed that some tattoo places are having specials on sunday bc it is hello kitty's birthday. i will tattoo my whole body hello kitty themed.

heroes and villians pt. 1

2009-10-25T18:05:00.001-07:00

ok, imma say it and im probably gonna get cut for it. but, jayz's new shit aint that great. the only song that i truly love is the one with drake in it. and we all know that drake and/or timbaland are responsible for that piece of heaven. (anyone who knows me already knows about my dedication to anything timbaland touches.) but, jayz should be indebted to mostly drake because, without him, i would have written off this blueprint 19 long ago. like just retire already, jay, and become an even huger pussy for beyonce. dont get me wrong, i love many of jayz's oldies, just cant get into this new stuff. personally, i blame alicia keys.

let the winds come tear it apart.

2009-10-25T17:59:00.000-07:00

no introduction necessary.

2009-10-22T18:49:00.001-07:00

i like the green screen part that starts at like 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

getting paid is a forte.

2009-10-22T18:47:00.000-07:00

jumping on the grace coddington bandwagon. i wish i had her hair. or at least the balls to wear my hair as it is naturally (crazy).

why do fools fall in love?

2009-10-21T19:02:00.000-07:00

i just like this song a lot.

i loveee tv.

2009-10-21T13:11:00.000-07:00

i'm six seasons too late. but i just started lost and i think i kind of love it. jack is so beautiful and perfect and good at everything. locke is a badass with a heart of gold. of course, this is all just from what i know from season 2 because that is how far i have gotten so far. i kind of wish i was stuck on a deserted island. because then i wouldnt have to worried about getting a job and i would always have perfect beach hair, regardless of how little i washed it.

i also started watching flashforward. the main dude is exactly like jack. and charlie is even in the show. which wtf, how did the dude get off the island? and also, i ruined it for myself and read that he dies. damn, charlie coming back to life to devastate the world or whatever. must be the HERRRONNN( i tried to spell it like jay-z says heroin, but it didnt work out to well.)

where's the bobby to my whitney?!

2009-10-21T13:07:00.000-07:00

i have begun to really like sequins. i havent figured out a way to pull them off, but this bitch is making it work.

SEAMUS!

2009-10-19T18:06:00.001-07:00

last week was ryan gosling week. saw this face in person. died a couple times.

amberalert

2009-10-18T08:50:00.000-07:00

i'm breaking out the uggs.

heads up

2009-10-16T17:36:00.000-07:00

it might be because im super goth, but i want to cut holes into my sweatshirt like this. im really bad at doing things like that though, so i would probably have to pay someone to do it as perfectly as it looks in the picture. but thats not really living up to the goth tradition, is it?

IMAGE HEAVY MUFFIN TOP

2009-10-08T12:18:00.000-07:00

albert hammond jr has a line of suits. he is the guitarist for the strokes, and maybe the most fashionable one? which is saying a lot since they are all pretty well fashioned. they mostly look like things he has worn. however, i still think it is cool that he has ventured into something like this. i want every dude i know to wear one all the time. if only life was perfect.

these remind me of the photoshoot he did with his then girlfriend agyness deyn. while i dont think i care for her that much, they were really cute together. i saw them once in the east village walking their dogs. TERESA WAS FREAKING OUT. i think the dogs sold me really. anything with dogs is forever cute. this spread is too adorable. wish they could stay like this forever (BRAND NEW, SOCO AMARETTO LIME LYRIC, HUH?) .

there is a hole in my leggings.

2009-10-08T11:47:00.000-07:00

i think it is safe to safe we have all seen the new moon trailer (and probably jizzed ourselves, amirite?). i saw twilight in theaters, not like the night it came out or anything, I AINT NO TWI-HARD. i even had to look up what those bitches like to call themselves. however, like the twi-hards, i did happen to fall in love with edward cullen. well not really, more

like robert pattinson when he looks mad pale and is rocking ray bans and a gloomy face, and not when he is eternally thirsting for my blood and being a hella controlling douche.

but new m00n looks hella adventurous and action packed and dudes turn into wolves. there are also new characters which PRAISE THE LAWD! we dont have to watch k-stew and rpattz terrible acting for two hours straight.

also most importantly mr. dazzle face himself gets himself some spray on abs. i wish i could have tattooed on abs or something. that way i wouldnt have to work out, but i wouldnt have to keep re-applying either.

i wish i could pretend i made this image, but if i did take credit for it, i would have to explain the mariah carey part. and i really have no idea what that means at all. mariah is too perfect (anyone who created the song 'fantasy' is a god in my book.) to ever consider spray on abs.

edit: ok, since i like to uphold journalistic credibility as much as possible, i google image searched 'mariah carey spray on abs'. i guess this explains everything. i wonder if they used the same graffiti artist for this shit.

maybe they should have just gotten mariah to play edward cullen?

participating socially.

2009-09-23T08:20:00.000-07:00

during my last semester at lang (too soon-never forget.), i took a class called participation literacy and the professor, trebor scholz, ended up being one of my favorite and most interesting teachers i've had. he put together this conference on digital labor which is to be held at lang from nov. 12-14, which features many of the other wonderful teachers i've had during my time at lang. i'm very proud that i was able to be their students and learn from them.

The Internet as Playground and Factory - Students from Trebor Scholz on Vimeo.

digitallabor.org

this video below also features my advisor dominic pettman. loved that dude. unfortunately he took some time off during my last year so i worked with deborah levitt instead, who will also be at the conference. GET IT, LANG.

The Internet as Playground and Factory - Dominic Pettman from Trebor Scholz on Vimeo.

i just died.

2009-09-13T13:42:00.000-07:00

i was checking out boy by band of outsiders show on style.com and my dreams all came true. check it out.

FUCKING SWEATIES!!! scott sternberg just gave a hugee middle finger to the world of high fashion by doing this. and i love him for it. they may be for men, but this is one small step for man, but one giant leap for meeeeeee! soon sweatpants will be everywhere.

ugh and karen walkers collection was too perfect for words. i was going to put a few pictures of my favorites but i soon realized i was saving every look. but i really enjoy these two dresses.

it seems like people think boat shoes are the shit to rock next season. too bad they didnt realize that everyone was wearing them for dayzzz now.

also im still wearing the same shit i always do and have not put effort into my style. get over it.

balmy night.

2009-08-27T21:34:00.000-07:00

the look books for band of outsider and BOY by band of outsider came out. jason schwartzman and marisa tomei are featured in them. they really know how to pick the perfect people for their look books. michelle williams- the white one- was in their fall 2008 campaign, and she is too cute. ugh remember her and heath and how adorable they were? UGH TOO SOON, HEATH. anyway, i like how they use polaroids, but that is because i am a sucker for any polaroid to be quite honest. i sorta forgot how much i like marisa tomei, but i recently watched slums of beverly hills and was pleasantly reminded. and i dont even need to be reminded about my love for j.schwartz.

i wish i was rich enough to buy every single item in these photos- men and women- or even just one item, lets get real. but they have inspired me to re-start thinking/caring about what i wear, so i guess that is good. doubt it will last long though.

i just realized i had chocolate on my face this whole time.

2009-08-27T21:26:00.000-07:00

i really love the soundtrack for the movie the big chill. i wouldnt mind if that was the only music i had to listen to for the rest of my life. i also really like that movie. i hope i sit around in a big southern house and S some Js with my friends when im middle aged. jeff goldblum is such a babe, too.

speaking of babes, why is nick jonas so perfect, but so young? PEDOBEAR TO DA MAX. ive admittedly watched their disney channel show- give me a break i had swine flu for like two weeks, i needed something to do. i cant believe im writing this, but some of their songs are kinda catchy? immmmaaafangirlllll!!!

i will haunt you if you'll haunt me too.

2009-08-04T18:40:00.000-07:00

ive been trying to find this picture for a while now, and my prayers were finally answered.

i made it a long time ago, back when i was young and carefree.

i really love microsoft paint and danzig, obviously.

up to no good.

2009-08-02T12:44:00.000-07:00

in the winter, its all about the sweatpant. lounging in those bitches 24/7. however, once summer hits, you cant really do that. you need something that breathes and that is when the mesh short comes out hard. its kind of like you're not wearing any bottoms at all aka my heaven. i still wont ever be seen in public wearing them. along with the ugg and the sweatpant, im fighting towards the cause to free mesh shorts from the bonds that hold it back from being a global high fashion choice.

OMG PLZ LETME KISS U JON CRYER

2009-07-20T22:08:00.000-07:00

1) i love otis redding more than life.

2) i wish there was a duckie in my life. i would never leave him like that red headed bitch does in pretty in pink.

IT'S NEVER BEEN LIKE THAT, IT'S NEVER BEEN LIKE THAT.

2009-07-19T22:49:00.000-07:00

urban outfitters has killed many things- the dream that i may one day have a real job, for one- but mainly it has killed my love for a lot of music. passion pit and phoenix were my jams but now i cant stand listening to them on my own because i am force fed it all day at work. good thing they are going on tour together or something so i can go to the concert but feel like i am at work. ugh and dont even get me started about mgmt. i rather cut off my ears than ever have to listen to them again. i get nervous once a band i like catches on at UO, because i know i will eventually resent and hate them.

but for now, my love for phoenix remains. i really like this video. i dont even know if it really is an official video. i wish i was french and cute. fuck em.

BUBONIC PLAGUE ON YA FACE.

2009-07-09T08:05:00.000-07:00

much of my summer has been spent in miserable, plague infested 16th century england watching mad bitches heads get cut off all thanks to the show the tudors. for a while, i literally couldnt stop myself from watching. what can i say? historical fiction tv dramas really get me going. and speaking of that, there was so much sexy time in the first season of this show. like ok, i get it that bitches would be throwing their petticoats over their heads for this dude.

but lets get real, showtime might be telling us that is what henry viii really looked like. but i heavily researched it, aka looked on google image search, and found out hevry viii was actually this dude. huh? bitches really went for that back in the day? I CALL TOTAL BULLSHIT.

like ok, this dude is super fat! wtf he could not have been as agile as JRM(jonathan rhys-meyers -total alcoholic hunk) depicts him in the show. i cant believe showtime would alter history like this. like i understand making up some wars or people or whatever, but pretending henry viii was a total babe is just wrong, to us and to his legacy. this drawing probably a more accurate depiction of that fatty than that other regal portrait. i always knew that bitch had a little bit of the dizzydowns.

but anyway historical inaccuracies aside, the dude that plays henry's bestie is a total 16th century fine piece of meat. ugh i would let this dude behead me anytime.

pains of being pure at heart.

2009-06-29T13:08:00.000-07:00

the girl in this band is super cute. i simultaneously hate her guts and admire the shit out of her. i think it is verging more on hatin' though. imma h8r by nature, get over it.

good bad, not evil.

2009-06-27T11:17:00.001-07:00

60s girl groups is def my fav kind of music. (can that be called a kind of music? idk and dont really care.) but the shangri-las are by far the best. mary weiss is kinda my style icon. her hair is cool and ive tried to get my wildy curly hair to be stick straight and cover my one eye for years now. admittedly, their outfits werent very cool most of the time. call me crazy but im not a fan of ruffle shirts and go-go boots. weird, i know. but sometimes they looked cool and those few times have really impacted me. their ~*rebellious*~ music and badass attitude totes make up for all those other shitty outfits.

skeletons.

2009-06-24T08:05:00.000-07:00

i've become obsessed with the early 90s and everything it entails. this is all thanks to beverly hills 90210 (DEF NOT THE NEW ONE. I DONT EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT THAT ONE.) ever since i got netflix, which i believe to be created from the hands of god himself or some shit., this show is all i watch. and all i ever want to watch again.

it has really inspired my fashion choices. now there is never enough floral, jumpers, or high waisted light wash denim in my life. sometimes watching this show is like watching a really epic foreign film. i mean life changing drama aside, i feel like i need an early 90s dictionary from all the cool slang they use. 'making it' totally means 'fucking an early 90s bitch'. make sure to remember that because i will be using it all the time.

i wish i was as ripped as donna martin so i could wear crop tops. one day. my new, and only, life goal. i also sorta love tori spelling now. like i will watch her show just in case she mentions BH90210 at any point, or if luke perry stops by so my heart will literally stop.

ugh nothing in the world is more perfect that dylan mckay. total badass but poet at heart. a billionaire who still likes to wear a good drug rug once in a while. plus, look at the sass in that first picture of him with the 'bans. TOO PERFECT!

divine.

2009-05-28T12:34:00.001-07:00

i saw the brothers bloom. the costumes were amazing. i wish i could dress like that everyday.

i should be packing to move back to bayonne, but i just realized i have nothing to pack with. woops, guess i gotta stay in new york.

i just graduated college.

2009-05-26T11:46:00.001-07:00

give me a job, please.

magic bus.

2009-05-11T10:43:00.000-07:00

nas and kelis are divorcing. now i really have no faith in marriage. they were so perfect in my mind.

flamingos.

2009-05-01T18:37:00.000-07:00

his made me want ray bans. also the guy who offered me an internship at fader is in this. sorry, fader, i fucked up. shoulda worked for you so i could have hung out with wavves instead of hanging out with cases of colt 45 at vice. i should stop avoiding my senior work and finals and do some shit now.

let me kiss you, ryan gosling.

2009-05-01T16:28:00.000-07:00

ugh i just read on curbed.com that ryan gosling is working for an actual moving company in new york in preparation for some role or some shit. he is so ~*dedicated*~. i definitely just creamed my jeans numerous times. rygo is like the one of the only celebs that i catch a straight up boner for all day every day. (michael phelps doesnt count as celebrity bc he is an unreal supergod.)

i dont even want to talk about this picture. never have i wanted to be a slightly mentally challenged middle aged woman with a bad haircut, weird 80s windbreaker, and space age walker more than at this moment. and ive wanted to be that quite a few times already. shit, i would settle for being that fat dude eating whatever delicious food product that is just so i could hang with rygo and potentially see him naked when the movers take group showers. i know movers dont usually have group showers, but chu know that those dudes definitely implemented that once the major film studios made ryry pretend to be down to earth and become a mover. everyone wants to sneak a peak of that action, amirite?!

instead of graduating from college in the next two weeks, im not going to do my final projectsor go to class. instead i will stalk the streets with that lady, become her best friend, and thus ryan's bestie, and then kill that lady, lie to ryan that she died natural causes, and then we have a mourning make out at least. that would be worth more to me than any meaningless cultural and media studies degree- because lets get real- that wont get me too far anyway.

YO I WENT TO COACHELLA

2009-04-21T11:02:00.000-07:00

this is who i saw (highlighted if i loved it):

paul mccartney
morrissey
leonard cohen
conor oberst (on so many drugs, talked about the universe. i love anything he says.)
beirut
the black keys (ugh i was super disappointed in their set. i dont even want to talk about it.)
silversun pickups
the tings tings
the chemical brothers
ghostland observatory
crystal castles
m. ward
steve aoki
m.i.a.
thievery corporation
tv on the radio
band of horses
fleet foxes
the killers
mstrkrft
TRV$ DJ AM
jenny lewis
white lies
junior boys
zane lowe
gang gang dance
the cure
my bloody valentine
yeah yeah yeahs
peter bjorn and john
antony and the johnsons
devendra banhart (uh, kiss me please?)
lykke li (she did a cover of a milli. why is she so perfect?)
the kills
sebastien tellier
the horrors
brian jonestown massacre
friendly fires
los campensinos!
tried to see glasvegas and clipse but they didnt show.

i probably had a better weekend than you did. i was also much warmer and in a beautiful paradise. too bad my life was great for those three days. plus, alicia silverstone sat next to us during the yeah yeah yeahs, and i felt like i was in clueless. i want to move to california. so over new york.

take a bath and get high through an apple.

2009-04-06T12:19:00.000-07:00

my brain is too lazy to think of funny things to say lately. so i'll just let this speak for me.

i'm tired.

2009-04-02T20:49:00.000-07:00

i will forever wish lil wayne would date the shit out of me.

summerteeth.

2009-03-25T13:21:00.000-07:00

wanna put my tender heart in a blender. lol.

2009-03-22T13:27:00.000-07:00

omg my dreams have finally come true. i have found a way to wear sweatpants outside and not feel like a total douche. urban outfitters has fucking sweatpant shorts. and they arent that bad. like they are kinda bad, but fuck it you best believe i will wear these every single day this summer.

i go back to brooklyn tonight. like i said earlier during break, i cry every time i leave bayonne. like even when its just to go to the mall or something. my trail of tears will lead me back home one day. which will actually be next weekend CAUSE MY PUPPY COMES HOME!

high school musical themed wedding.

2009-03-21T23:50:00.000-07:00

spring break is over.

i was supposed to see fleetwood mac with my mom. (are you jealous or something?) but bitch got bronchitis or pneumonia or some shit like that. WHAT A WHORE.

i dont want to go back to school, internship, work, anything. mostly because i didnt start my senior work draft that is due when i get back. ugh fuck that, WHAT IF I WAS TOO BUSY GETTING THE HERP FROM SOME RANDOM IN CANCUN?! damn, school, get off my dick please.

with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.

2009-03-20T10:57:00.000-07:00

lykke li is cute. i wish i could be small and cute like her.

plus "dance, dance, dance" is my life's story.

strange times are here.

2009-03-17T11:28:00.000-07:00

another classic case of guy on the ground.

2009-03-16T17:12:00.001-07:00

1. a picture of you in your room:

the person who took this is a creep.

also my feet look gross.

2. a picture of yourself with someone you don't actually like:

that cat is a dumb bitch.

3. a picture of you being very drunk:

4. a picture of you on your birthday or favorite holiday:

memorial day is my 4th fav holiday.

i dont like pictures on thanksgiving.

5. the youngest picture you can find of yourself in digital form:

me & my uncle str8 chillin.

6. a picture of yourself in your favorite outfit:

i wore this outfit out hard last year.

7. a picture of you making a goofy face at the camera:

8. a picture you may have edited to make yourself look more attractive:

i dont know how to edit pictures,

but veronica probs edited this one.

9. a picture of a night you regret:

10. a picture of you truly being yourself:

11. the most recent picture of you:

12. a picture of you being ridiculous:

13. a picture of you showing off a new haircut/color:

14. a picture of a time in your life that is over but that you wish wasn't:

15. a picture of a time of your life that is over and that you couldnt be more grateful that it is:

16. a picture of you when you were anything but happy:

saddest day of my life.

17. a picture that you had no idea was being taken:

18. a picture of you when you were a different person than you are now:

19. a picture of you with someone you love:

20. a picture of how you would like the world to see you:

21. a picture that describes how you would like to spend everyday:

if i could combine these two,

it would be my perfect day of all time.

22. a picture of a time when everything was changing:

23. a picture that makes your heart hurt:

idk why but these pictures make me happy & sad at the same time.

24. a picture that makes your heart smile:

25. a picture of one of the best days/nights of your life:

carve your number on my wall...

2009-03-14T09:52:00.000-07:00

idk what it is, but for some reason i want to be in this picture real hard.

i promise you im doing the best i can.

2009-03-11T21:38:00.001-07:00

sidenote: i really love the black keys.

still you dont regret a single day.

2009-03-11T16:02:00.000-07:00

i hate when people clip their nails on the subway. gross. i dont need that shit hitting me in the face,thanks. really gross.

i also hate having to watch people eat ice cream cones. some bitch was eating one on the train today. it skeeved me for some reason. hard. watching her lap that shit up made me want to barf. however, when i eat ice cream cones its really pretty. im the only exception.

she wants a man thats got his game locked tight.

2009-03-09T21:58:00.000-07:00

i really only interned at vice records in the hope of one day meeting this man. i never did. one day, though.

like a heartbeat, drives you mad.

2009-03-09T18:59:00.000-07:00

i was inspired by vero- as i always am- and decided to let you know what im scared of.

i'm scared of lightning. i'm like convinced im going to get hit by one of those shits someday. so i take every preventative measure possible.

i'm scared of the dark, which sucked because i used to live in a room with no windows, no natural light. so every night i would terrify myself to sleep kinda.

i'm scared of my wedding day, which i dont really plan on happening since i dont like the institution of marriage (i'm ~*so romantic*~) so it'll be more of like a celebration of love party, but anyway i just dont know how i would have my parents in the same room and it would cause me too much anxiety.

i'm scared i'll never figure out what i want to do in life.

i'm scared i'll never find something i truly care about. whether it be a person, a passion, anything. not that i dont care about/love people already, but chu know what i mean.

i'm scared of pregnancy. the stuff that shit does to your body freaks me out. and birthing is gross.

i'm scared i'll never be able to take care of my mom like she has taken care of me. love that bitch.

also im scared of heights and taking off in airplanes jussayin'.

I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw, I'm scared of what I did, of who I am, and most of all I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you. (dirty dancing reference. if you didnt catch it, you should probably stop reading this blog.)

this entry was happpppyyy!

i'm a pimp by blood, not relation.

2009-03-05T16:22:00.000-08:00

lately its come to my attention that i eventually ( and by that i mean within the next few months) will have to become a real adult- with, like, responsibilities and shit. i will actually have to be responsible to manage/ create/ produce something at a real job where i am paid to not fuck up. huh?! what? is this real life? yes, david it is real life- not the happy, trippin on mad drugs life that youve come to enjoy after that one fateful trip to the dentist.

but whatever this is far from the point. i dont want to grow up. im scared. like it literally hit me at my plush job at urban outfitters (i make the big bucks whatwhat). i was folding one of our many cool graphic tees when i realized that soon, im going to have to be responsible for more than my impeccably perfect fold. and i got scared. because i think i fuck up and i fuck up a lot. without even trying really. so no job is going to want to pay me to do anything. except for urban outfitters,obviously, because i am the folding master. guess i gotta do that for the rest of my life. see you, poverty. but hello lifetime discounttttttt!

sexual sportswear.

2009-03-05T15:18:00.000-08:00

there is nothing i love more on a dude than these boots. these pictures dont do these shoes justice either.

but if you own them, i automatically have a crush on you and probably want to date you.

i see them way too often in brooklyn, and every time i cant help but fall in love.

case in point-these guys. i can't even see that one guy's face, but there is no way he isn't hot. i googled these images so i feel a little weird including them. but whatever i need to prove my point somehow.

what about the night makes you change.

2009-03-05T14:53:00.000-08:00

i don't pretend to know shit about photography.

but these were on ffffound.com and i thought they were pretty.

they are by rune guneriussen. sounds like a total babe.

this aint a rap song, nigga, this is my life.

2009-03-02T17:07:00.000-08:00

i have such a crush on this couple.

raised on promises.

2009-02-26T22:05:00.000-08:00

fuck photoshop. my heart will always belong to paint. i made this mad long ago, back when "american girl" was the jersey shore anthem of '08 (as claimed by erin adelung and probably no one else). this picture is really pretty.

anyone else think kelly clarkson's song new song is bitchin? well it doesnt really matter if you do, because i think it's pretty great. and what i think is alwaysss righhtttt.

blame it on the boogie.

2009-02-25T20:31:00.000-08:00

alison mosshart, you are cool.

crimson and clover

2009-02-23T12:14:00.000-08:00

if there is one person i want to grow up to be its nicole richie. MINUS THE WHOLE PREGGERS THING OBVI. and dating/marrying/fucking joel madden. if i were her, i would def pick someone cooler and hotter than that dude. like cmon wtf? he is so plain, and in good charlotte, and like is kinda chubby sometimes. what are you thinking, nickyyyy? and now your preggers again? GROSS! i cant believe you are doing this to me.

like i love harlow and shit and if i ever had to have a kid that i didnt actually birth myself bc thats the only kind of kid i will ever have, i would choose harlow. but bitch has really harshed nicoles mellow. remember when she used to wear cool shit like everyday and was slightly underweight?! i miss those glory days. bitch would drive on the wrong side of the fucking freeway and not give a fuck.

no one can ever take this ^ away from me bb.

diamond slippers

2009-02-23T11:45:00.000-08:00

i have an addiction. not many people know about it. i even try to hide it from the people that already know. my methods of secrecy are totally useless, they always seem to find me out eventually. i spend too much money that i dont have on this silly habit. and even though i tend to buy a lot of it, i dont even use most of it. i just find comfort in the fact that i have it in case i do need it. i'm running out of places to keep my shit too. if my mom knew, she would say im trying to fill an emotional void in my life or some shit. but fuck it, sometimes i just need to buy some clothes. and speaking of clothes, it was just fasshiiiooon week.

doo ri tights.

peter som.

marchesa.

karen walker.

erin fetherston.

dvf.

jason wu.

alexandre herchcovitch.

michael kors.

(this is the outfit i plan to wear everyday

when i'm officially a baller.)

proenza schouler.

these pictures are from style.com. i dont feel like getting sued or something crazy like that.

BREAKING NEWS!

2009-02-17T19:23:00.000-08:00

i was in bayonne today. i had a dinner & movie date with my mom (bitch still hasnt put out.). but we were in the car, and katy perry came on. bitch knew all the words to the chorus (and obvi looked super cool)! and shes never heard the song before in her life. so my statements in my previous blog proved true. so i winnnnnnnnn.

2009-02-16T18:50:00.001-08:00

WHERE THE FUCK IS BEING BOBBY BROWN? that show was probably too good so the government had to take it off because it would resurge the economy or something. or like cure AIDS. obama doesnt want that to happen because he wants to be the world's beacon of hope, and not bobby b. that is the only logical explanation i can think of. obama is such a selfish cunt. robbing the world of its happiness.

i love bravo. they always have the trashiest, classiest shit shows ever. but being bobby brown really blew me away. never has such pure gold exited the tv screen and shook me to the core. i guess this really goes back to my love for crackheads. my world revolves around those bbs. this show let me enter the hallowed crack den of the craziest of all the 'heads- whitwhit and bb.

romantic.

man, this show is almost too cute for me sometimes. those lovebirds dont hide their love from the tv cameras or even their own children. in a couple episodes im sure that bobby kristina brown ( or bobbykriss, as bobby b likes to call her) gets thrown out their hotel rooms so they could totes fuck. or maybe not that i think of it, they probably just wanted to do some crack. its also weird how they are always in hotel rooms. its either hotel rooms or a Dave and busters playing some skeeball (but more like 8 ball amirite?). but whatever, whether they love each other or the crack rock this show is all about the romance. true love is being able to stick your hand up your partners butt to pull out their poop. and im not like saying this from experience i swear, but bobby insinuated he did that for whitney. or at least i think he did in one episode. im really not even sure. but one thing i am sure of, i wish i had a man like him.

barnaclegooose

2009-02-15T20:10:00.000-08:00

idk, i just like this song.

you cut me open and i keep bleeding, keep keep bleeding loveeeeee

2009-02-12T17:05:00.000-08:00

too hot to do work in the computer lab, so i will do this instead!

2009-02-10T13:35:00.000-08:00

too many good things about this photo.
but one day i will own a sweatshirt with my puppy's face on it annnddd a chanel bag, but hopefully never make that face.

nala was there!

this is pretty.

who you know roll bentley 'fore the album drop?

2009-02-10T13:22:00.001-08:00

katy perry is kinda cool. and im really ashamed that i think that. this blog should be called things i secretly love but are too ashamed to admit to a lot of people. anyway, so i like that one song hot n cold. it's way too catchy and upbeat and...just really good. the repetition is hard not to love really, like i immediately know the next words she is going to 'sing' and that boosts my confidence a little. even if you are a little unsure you can always just mouth the words and still look really cool (not like ive try alone in my mirror or anything weird like that) the song also rose way too quickly on my itunes top 25 and i def reset that play count quick so no one would ever find out. I HAVE A REPUTATION TO UPHOLD THANKS.

i also just might like her because of the shit she wears. i feel like shes always wearing some crazy onesie with some sort of piece of real fruit of it, but bitch makes it work.

cool fashions, KP.

maybe its cause she looks exactly like zooey deschanel. i could pull off wearing a life sized fruit bowl if i looked like that too. i guess im gonna use this opportunity to remember about how cute zooey looked at the grammys!

left, zooey (ONLY LOOK FROM KNEES UP TO EXPERIENCE THE PRETTY!). right, katy-bear (TOTAL FUGZ).

but back to real talk, this is def where my love for KP ends. like bitch cant even really sing and i havent really followed, but i know she probably says stupid shit a lot of the time. i just thought it should be known that from time to time, i dont mind the bitch. and by time to time i mean the 3 minutes and 40 seconds i dedicate to her every time i get down to that one hot beat.

who be dippin in the benz wit da spoilers.

2009-02-09T09:53:00.001-08:00

there is a guy that sorta looks like win butler that works where i intern. every time he looks at me or tells me to move because i am sitting in someone else's desk, my heart flutters away to the blistery love nooks of montreal or whatever windy, romantic, french place winny b. is from. and since i cant post pictures of the guy i work with because that is a creep status i cant allow myself to reach (yet) , i will post some of win- my second rate love bandit.

sidenote: once, i saw bruce at giants stadium, but had to leave early because my mom thought we were going to get hit by lightning. also worth noting is my irrational fear of lightning. however, i contained that shit for bruce, my mom was too much of a pussy.

2009-02-08T18:51:00.000-08:00

i own a pair of uggs. i know what you are thinking, and yes i hate myself too. but i cant help it. they are so warm and comfortable. they are like placing your feet in a toasted marshmellows dipped in clouds. and lately i've found myself in a fashion slump, i just throw on a plaid button up, leggings, and flats ( LINDSAY LOHAN IS MY FASHION GODDESS) and call it a day. a really BUSTED day, but a day nonetheless. and like maybe im giving myself too much credit, its not like i was that fashionable before anyway? so like uggs really fit in easily with my new lifestyle choice of bumming it out (and whoring it up, AMITOTALLYRITE?). If sweaties and uggs were socially acceptable at Lang you best believe you would never see me in anything else. But instead I am cursed with hipsters and forever plagued by their effortless fashions. everytime those uggs are on my feet, i feel compelled to tell everyone that that yeah im wearing uggs, and i know they suck. i'm like the fat kid in school who makes fun of himself first before anyone else gets the opportunity. but hey kate moss was def never the fat kid, and i obvi look like kate moss when i wear my uggs.

but anyway, i recently found this site lookbook.nu. and fuck has it taken over my life. im obsessed with it. whenever i need to really feel bad about myself i just look at that site because i cant nor ever will be as cute as anyone on it. honestly i guess i could like blindfold myself and throw on a bunch of random shit and call it cool like all these pretty skinny bitches on this site already do. as if the uggs werent enough, i hate myself even more because i am sitting around in my uggs looking at this site wishing i wasnt wearing uggs but instead wearing like some metallic sweater that i found on the streets of paris that used to belong to some psychotic meth addict or something. as long as i call it vintage though, its totally fucking hip.

i found lookbook while i was reading this fashion blog by a 12 year old. yeah, a fucking 12 year old. when i was that age, i was more concerned about what pog i was going to buy that weekend instead of the fucking rodarte tights that the designers personally made for me. fuck her. whatever, because i know in whatever bumblefuck state she lives in those other 12 year olds that go to her school totally swirlie her for looking like the pigeon lady from mary poppins. (I'M NOT BITTER THAT SHE IS COOLER THAN ME AT ALL.) fuck i should go there myself and swirlie her cunt ass.

whatever, at least my uggs will never judge me.

you're pretty, keith richards.

2009-02-07T19:31:00.000-08:00

no joke, i would def catch a (metaphorical) boner for this dude back in the day, and maybe even today?

chicken crisper bites, get in my mouth.

2009-02-04T21:10:00.000-08:00

Four mini sandwiches with chicken breaded and fried to perfection. Topped with cheddar cheese, sauteed onions, pickle and ancho-chile ranch dressing on sesame seed buns. Served with crispy onion strings and ancho-chile ranch dressing.

dreamlover.

2009-02-03T19:22:00.000-08:00

unforgivable

2009-02-03T06:40:00.000-08:00

something really traumatic happened to me this morning. i lost my right contact lens. it was last one too because i got the (crack) shakes and always lose those shits. they like turn invisible once they drop off your finger. so now i have to walk around this city with fucking glasses for probably eternity. BITCH I AINT NO NERD!

my life: dedicated to britney spears

2009-02-02T15:01:00.001-08:00

when i first heard womanizer, i wasnt too sure about it. but i had to get off my blackout high horse and dive into the circus madness. and i did, hard. and god knows ive had my fair share of womanizers this year(LOLNOTTRUEATALL) so this album is hella personal for both me and britney. its obvi this song is about k fed- like cmon brit brit get over it already have you seen the pictures of him recently? hes like 14 lbs heavier than you were at last years vma performance- and that is a feat because you were huge! i wish i knew how to insert pictures into this shit bc i know for a fact he wears socks with sandals- and no woman needs that britney! even you, the denim ballgown queen. oh yeah and the chorus to this is like so empowering- fembot much, britbrit?

but oh god, the clincher is def circus. dont even get me started on the kind of tingles i get when i listen to this song. like the video, with its fireworks and elephants (not britney) and the pre-chorus shit going on building me up. UGH im creaming my jeans just thinking about it. you cant really dance to this though, and lord knows ive tried, i really have- all in the name of britney. i guess its more for listening alone in your room while you pretend you are britney (post breakdown-more comeback era, obviously) the beginning is a little weird to this shit though. she is trying to sing to us like she is one of us and not a megastar diva, but we all know she is singing this from a plush booth lined in like swedish baby hair while she eats bars of gold. I AINT FOOLED!

ive honestly never listen to the next song 'out from under' its way too slow and lame. too many of the songs on this album are slow and shit. LIKE WTF i know your going through rough shit and this is like your most personal album or some shit but dont you want to just dance (inadvertent lady gaga reference.) it out britney? i know i do. from here on, im not even mentioning the slow ones, i aint got time for that shit!

legit didnt realize what the title of if you seek amy meant until like a week ago. i thought i it was some crazy reference to amy winehouse- but i guess my mind always lingers to that crazy crackwhore. however it actually spells out f-u-c-k me, boy was i shocked. like the song is totally changed for me. at first it was just a bunch of random words that didnt really make sense at all but now the song totally relates to me because all of the boys and all the girls ALWAYS want to f-u-c-k me. ADD THAT TO THE ALREADY LONG LIST OF THINGS ME AND BRITBRIT HAVE IN COMMON!

the intro to kill the lights scares me a little each time. it reminds me of like ww2 or something equally as scary but damn this song is good. SO FIERCE. "is that money in your pocket or are you happy to see me?" <~~question that forever plagues my mind- everyone around me is either hella rich or catching boners! but yeah in this song she is letting us know SHES HATES THE PAPZ, thats why she is always calling them up telling them where she is! i get it now!

i cant really say whether i prefer blackout or circus. they are equally beautiful albums- both personal and inspirational. i wish i could see this bitch in concert- im pretty sure they hand out free cheetos since her life is basically sponsored by the company. AND BITCH I LOVE FREE THINGS.

HAY AMERICAN!

2009-02-01T18:21:00.000-08:00

hey remember that dude who won all those medals this summer in japan or korea or wherever the fuck the olympics were this time? YEAH HIS NAME IS MICHAEL PHELPS. aka the name i whisper to the heavens every night before i go to sleep.

i was recently at my local grocery store checking out their selection of flaming hot cheetos (BIG UPS TO BRIT BRIT) when i stumbled upon the michael phelps box of special k (the breakfast of AMERICAN champions!) i was immediately flooded with summer memz drowning in red, white, and michael phelps. i truly dedicated myself to this man every night of these games- or like at least the 30 seconds he was on screen totally dominating USA style. he glided through that water like a gallant bald eagle that can swim real fast. obviously an accomplishment cause like eagles cant even swim and shit. i doubt i was the only one creaming my jeans when he won against the serbian fucker cavic. that shit was down to like a finger- a big michael phelps middle finger to fucking serbia for trying to steal one of his precious golds. M PHELPS DONT TAKE NO SILVER. HE WILL FEED IT TO YOUR MAMA.

since we are like kinda talking politics or something, i just want to say fuck obama- yeah, i definitely said it, you can read it again. because i will go as far as to say that without phelps, there would be no obama. m phelps paved the way for that dude, and obama doesnt even care. mikey changed the american spirit with his abnormally huge torso, double jointed ankles, and crazy ears (and probably huge dick, but that goes without saying) .those 8 gold medals proved we americans are heroes and patriots and whatever. what did obama ever do? (terrorist associations aside, of course.) in order to make up for it, obama should consider adding another star to our great flag in honor of phelpsie for he is our national star(fish)- lol get the ocean/swimming/dolphin reference?. i kinda wish i could be an american flag, so not only could i always embody the national spirit, but ALSO maybe meet the fate of draping that great american patriots body- and probably catch a lady boner while doing so-amirite?.

but ok, im going to be real honest right now. michael is an american hero and and total eye candy and whatever but the true break out star was herman phelps, his english bulldog (yeah, i wish it was american too- THESE COLORS DONT RUN.) . i didnt even give a shit about mikey until i happened upon a commercial he did with herman. ( like i might still not even give a shit about him, maybe its really all just about herman? ~*total life revelation*~) but anyway that commercial just featured a lot talk of food (8,000 calories worth!!!!) , a lot of couch sitting, a general assumption that he is fucking a lot of bitches on that couch (michael, not herman- and not that michael is fucking herman but actual ladies- just to clarfiy), and a bulldog- aka my perfect life aka michael phelps life (minus the 12005 hours of training- duh, i dont move, cmon!!)

but also, dude loves getting high. there are so many reasons why he is the perfect man, it gives me ~*butterflies*~.

so thank you michael phelps for being the pride and glory of america. just as your body undulates through those crystal blue waters, so does the american flag waving high and proud for you, our new american hero.