REMEMBER WHEN MY DOG WAS A BB?!

guess what?

urban outfitters received sweatpants today.

THE PROPHECY IS UPON US ALLLL!

(is this the right phrasing? idk whatever.)

HBIC

"its because its what’s safe and what’s acceptable..and what’s pretty. pretty is annoying and it’s boring... if you can actually do something creative and do something that’s not always easy on the eye, I can appreciate it." kelis

"I find that men get away with saying a lot in this business, and that women get away with saying very little . . . In my opinion, women need and want someone to look up to that they feel have the full sense of who they are, and says, 'I'm great.' " lady gaga

PROPHECY OF THE GODS.

i read hipsterrunoff a lot and giggle many things written on it. however,there was a super serious prophecy written that i can only dream will come true.

"Eventually, alts realize that ‘if we’re going to make zany lifestyle choices, we might as well be comfortable.’ This is why sweatpants and athletic shorts will be big in the next decade, particularly as alts enter middle age."

rainy day in june.

wtf my mind was just blown. daryl hall and chromeo together? huh? daryl hall should consider joining chromeo permanently. bring some more sexy to that band.

also chromeo just came out with a new song and video. dave 1 has some moves it in that i honestly didnt believe could really exist. too pretty.

heaven was full.

i just noticed my dark undereyes have taken over my whole eyelid. i look like i have an eternal black eye. at least i can look like a crackhead with these hottiesss.

cmym

soooooo, drake got nominated for those grammy shitzzzz. dude did it without an album and only a mixxtapppe. breaking records, breaking hearts, breaking hymens amirite?! i apologize for that last part i think.

in other very important news, i touched some 3.1 phillip lim dresses in person. that dude really knows how to work a sequin. if i owned one of his sequined dresses, i would never take it off. i wouldnt even shower. i couldnt be apart from that beautiful baby for that long.

in also very important news, it is almost time for my yearly (getoveriittt) haircut. shits a few inches from hitting my waist. its real weird.