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these sequins are so perfect. i wish they could just be glued to my body so i would be wearing them foreverrrrrrrrrr.

that boy is a monster, he ate my heart.

THE FAME MOSTER LEAKED, AND SO DID MY JEANZ.

i would never imagine these words ever leaving my mouth, but no joke, im in love with this creepy bitch.

all i care about recently.

black and white stripes.

neon.

NYE SEQUINS!

studs. (both the ornamental button and the quintessential hot dude.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACm9yECwSso

the xx.

mid 90s movies.

I can categorically say that you are not a bigger banana-head.

i wish i could always look like lara stone does in the pictures on the right. but i can barely draw straight lines, so wearing makeup is not in my future. i also recently started wishing i could look like lady gaga, but not in the tranny sort of way. but rather in the what the fuck is she wearing, but wish i could rock it and make it look as fierce sort of way.

how i spend my saturday nights.

ugh i'm uncomfortably full right now.

i feel like i like eminem. not the bleach blonde, hey-i-fucked-christina-aguilera eminem, but the dark haired, mysterious, angsty eminem. yeah, the badass eminem. how i like em'.

this may be because he is in that drake song "forever", and i just love anything drake touches. (i cant help that he simultaneously solved the world's hunger and financial problems- HE IS JUST THAT GREAT.) eminem is a serious artist now that drake showed him the way. his rhymes are no longer about hating britney spears or hanson or whatever, but about hating everyone. you know you've hit an artistic peak when you begin to hate the world.

also, where did his baby momma kim go? i miss her always having real talk about how she wasnt on drugs or something equally as serious that the world was concerned about, but it was always through tmz or something. tmz would be the news source i would go to as well if i wanted to sounded like a credible non-drug addict. i mean im pretty sure they were the first to break the news of michael jackson's death. that equals eternal credibility in my book. i also miss her bc she continued to wear dark lipliner into the 2000s. she broke all the fashion rules.

look how mad this dude is. okokokok i know this is hella photoshopped, but i needed to prove my point somehow. look at all that hate in those eyes.

I DUNNTT GIVE A FUCKKK...

because i love mariah carey feat. jay z 'heartbreaker'. i forgot how much i loved this song until recently. the video might also be the best one ever made. i really miss this 90s when jerry o'connell was totally relevant and it made sense that he was in a mariah carey video. i also miss this time before mariah's breakdown (MARIAH IS THE BREAKDOWN OG, BRITBRIT) when she could effectively implement her impeccable acting and martial arts skills.

im going to go ahead and say that mariah probably choreographed this piece of cinematic gold herself. because i dont know who else's mind could come up with those breathtaking moves besides one of a pure genius aka mariahbear.

one problem i have with this video is the lack of jay z. but i understand where hov is coming from. i really wouldnt want to be in anything that would associate me with jerry o'connzzz either. also missing is mariah's spray on abs. def missed those guys.