OMG PLZ LETME KISS U JON CRYER

1) i love otis redding more than life.

2) i wish there was a duckie in my life. i would never leave him like that red headed bitch does in pretty in pink. 

IT'S NEVER BEEN LIKE THAT, IT'S NEVER BEEN LIKE THAT.

urban outfitters has killed many things- the dream that i may one day have a real job, for one- but mainly it has killed my love for a lot of music. passion pit and phoenix were my jams but now i cant stand listening to them on my own because i am force fed it all day at work. good thing they are going on tour together or something so i can go to the concert but feel like i am at work. ugh and dont even get me started about mgmt. i rather cut off my ears than ever have to listen to them again. i get nervous once a band i like catches on at UO, because i know i will eventually resent and hate them. 

but for now, my love for phoenix remains. i really like this video. i dont even know if it really is an official video. i wish i was french and cute. fuck em. 

BUBONIC PLAGUE ON YA FACE.

much of my summer has been spent in miserable, plague infested 16th century england watching mad bitches heads get cut off all thanks to the show the tudors. for a while, i literally couldnt stop myself from watching. what can i say? historical fiction tv dramas really get me going. and speaking of that, there was so much sexy time in the first season of this show. like ok, i get it that bitches would be throwing their petticoats over their heads for this dude.

but lets get real, showtime might be telling us that is what henry viii really looked like. but i heavily researched it, aka looked on google image search, and found out hevry viii was actually this dude. huh? bitches really went for that back in the day? I CALL TOTAL BULLSHIT.

like ok, this dude is super fat!  wtf he could not have been as agile as JRM(jonathan rhys-meyers -total alcoholic hunk) depicts him in the show. i cant believe showtime would alter history like this. like i understand making up some wars or people or whatever, but pretending henry viii was a total babe is just wrong, to us and to his legacy. this drawing probably a more accurate depiction of that fatty than that other regal portrait. i always knew that bitch had a little bit of the dizzydowns. 

but anyway historical inaccuracies aside, the dude that plays henry's bestie is a total 16th century fine piece of meat. ugh i would let this dude behead me anytime.